Anagrammy Placegetters for September 1999

All the highly-placed anagrams from the September 1999 Anagrammy Awards.

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Niggle with:
Desert Island =
Lies stranded.

2nd - Navigator with:
Repulsive =
Super-vile.

3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Tam-o'-shanter =
One smart hat.

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

1st - Tom Myers with:
Miss America Pageant =
I'm a greasepaint scam!

2nd - Larry Brash with:
"If Mama Cass had shared her fateful ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter? Perhaps they'd both still be alive today." =
A performer with bulimia nervosa killed by a hard fast and a fat artiste's death: chewed meat. Shhh... can psych help?

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Michael Jordan's first motion picture =
Director ruins hit toon-film, "Space Jam".

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Medicinal marijuana =
A cure? I'm in a damn jail.

eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Labour Party Conference =
Only been a corrupt farce.

eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
East Timor and the United Nations Command Soldiers =
Indonesia's aim: cold torment. Thousands terminated.

eq.2nd - Ben Zimmer with:
Serena upsets Martina =
A tennis supreme! A star!

THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Noam D. Elkies with:
Deloitte & Touche =
Toilette & Douche.

2nd - Mick Tully with:
Stable relationship =
I ball patient horses.

3rd - Tom Myers with:
Girls who take it up the ass =
Greek sluts' hot hips await!

2nd - Daniel Austin with:
This email is not spam... =
It is! It's *lemon* spam! Ha!

3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
Unfortunately some of the email addresses in our list are hi jacked and not posted by the owner. Please help us to clean up our in house email list to avoid molesting people in the future.
=
Molest, eh? Rape, pillage, or plunder are one mean style. Aha, he has thee unfortunate impression I am stupid. Note: I don't repond well to vacuous, unsolicited e-stuff, ok ye jis-soiled butthole?

THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Tom Myers with:
New Jersey Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control =
So enjoy a cool beer while driving. Not clever? Fiasco!

2nd - Larry Brash with:
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair auburn? - Artificial intelligence... =
If I change her yellow curls to a red, I would double her ability? Ah, I can't, Anna!

3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Firearms storage practices and children in the home =
Charlton Heston ethics are misfired. Campaign erred.

THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Ramon with:
Leonardo Di Caprio =
Periodic anal odor.

eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Fidel Castro =
It's cold fear.

eq.2nd - 'Trout' with:
George Junior, the President's son =
Just ignore pedigree -- he snorts, no?

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Dan Fortier with:
Honolulu, Hawaii =
I hula low in Oahu.

2nd - Tom Myers with:
Lost and found department =
Do fondle attendant's rump!

3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
Gossard 'Superboost' bra =
Bags superbroad's torso.

THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY

1st - Don P. Fortier with:
Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address =
Sacred martyrs bought land a blessing.
Oh, stand gently amid rags, scars, rubble.
Battles bred such grand moral sayings.

2nd - Tom Myers with:
Arrested for assault in England =
Tearful legend Diana Ross rants.
Great land. Diana Ross resentful!
Ardent gal Diana Ross resentful!
Diana Ross flaunted large stern.

eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Drug Enforcement Administration =
Torture and Demonism interfacing.
O, significant rotten man murdered.
Farm addiction rogues: Internment!

eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Gossard 'Superboost' bra =
Grabs O so proud breasts.
Boobs art - dress up or sag.
Stars or upgrades boobs.
God, breasts up - orbs soar.
Drags up breasts, oo orbs!
Boobs protrude as ass, gr!
Boobs - grasp sad trouser.
Breasts brag - O so rods up.
So group broad's breasts.
Broad's breasts - spur goo.

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

eq.1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Song by Edgar Allan Poe

eq.1st - Mike Keith with:
Shake's Pair

3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 150