Absolutely brilliant work, Richard!
If I might offer my own version of it...
Nob.
A prick, purple and
red, a vast hard on, arisen,
stiff, erect, throbbing in the
light, glistening, ready for action,
a blue veined, one-eyed trouser snake,
a pussy python. What a beast! Old fella,
penis, a todger, the wife's best friend
a John Thomas...a huge cock, a member, a
hampton, a beef sausage, a bacon assegai,
pork sword, a love torpedo, Kojak, a
dong, a scrotum pole...insatiable,
deep within her, a woody thrusting
right inside...stabbing in between
into a sweet gaping tush it bores.
Kiss the pink. In...out...in...out
full of white semen. Ah, yes! Here
I go! - He shoots..."Nngh!! Aahh!"
Down, periscope! - Soft...at rest,
shagged-out...sweaty...shrivelled,
wet, bent over...dead to the world
little willy is fast asleep, sated
for another night...what a pisser!
(Fnarr fnarr!). That was fun...how
was it for you? - Where is she?
db
[2041]
[> [>
Re: Swan and Shadow (V. rude) This is great, DB, and of course I *Nom* it as well, but rather foul it must be said! -- Joe F., 07:41:22 08/23/02 Fri
[2044]
[> [> [>
Re: Swan and Shadow *Nom* -- David Bourke, 02:36:05 08/24/02 Sat
Thanks very much, Joe! But I shall decline
your kind `Nom', as Richard's beautiful work
doesn't deserve to be stuck next to my vile
and disgusting sixth-form humour in the Archive
for all eternity!
cheers
David
[2063]
[> [> [> [>
Re: Swan and Shadow *Nom* -- Richard G, 01:47:33 08/26/02 Mon
>Thanks very much, Joe! But I shall decline
>your kind `Nom', as Richard's beautiful work
>doesn't deserve to be stuck next to my vile
>and disgusting sixth-form humour in the Archive
>for all eternity!
That's... very thoughtful of you, David. Especially seeing as the draft webpage I'd rigged up (with the three poems in a column) looked kinda like the butterfly was being rogered to death. ;)
Second-form humour =
Forum chorused "Nom!"
RG
[2085]
Police Complaints Authority = Postulation: I'm paltry choice. -- Wayne Baisley, 11:44:15 08/25/02 Sun
Pretty alcoholic utopianism
Cheers,
Wayne
[2083]
A normal pregnancy: In utero = Routine -- Wayne Baisley, 03:09:34 08/25/02 Sun
[2081]
George versus Saddam = Odd games, more graves. -- Matjaz P., 02:37:36 08/24/02 Sat
George versus Saddam =
Odd games, sure graves.
Guess? Add more graves.
[2064]
[>
Re: George versus Saddam = Odd games, SURE graves. -- Matjaz P., 02:38:51 08/24/02 Sat
>George versus Saddam =
>Odd games, sure graves.
>Guess? Add more graves.
[2065]
[> [>
Re: George versus Saddam = Odd games, sure graves. TOPICAL NOM for what hopefully won't be a topical 'gram. -- Richard G, 18:29:00 08/24/02 Sat
[2073]
[> [> [>
Re: Thanks, RG, I hope no war will be necessary. -- Matjaz P., 22:58:23 08/24/02 Sat
[2079]
The singer Ray Charles = He arranges the lyrics -- Jaybur, 08:14:02 08/21/02 Wed
[1974]
[>
[He arranges the lyrics] Nice, Jaybur. Ent/Name nom. -- Richard G, 14:38:32 08/22/02 Thu
[2001]
[> [>
Re: [He arranges the lyrics] Nice, Jaybur. Ent/Name nom. Thanks, RG. -- Jaybur, 19:01:19 08/24/02 Sat
[2077]
William Sydney Porter = I will pen dreamy story. -- Jaybur, 03:59:55 08/21/02 Wed
[1972]
[>
Re: William Sydney Porter = I will pen dreamy story. Splendid, O. Jaybur! *NOM* -- Richard G, 14:32:47 08/22/02 Thu
[1999]
[> [>
Re: I will pen dreamy story. Splendid, O. Jaybur! *NOM* O, thank you, O. RG! -- Jaybur, 19:00:07 08/24/02 Sat
[2076]
The dancer Robert Helpmann = Rather bold men prance, then! -- Jaybur, 22:11:33 08/20/02 Tue
[1957]
[>
[Rather bold men prance, then!] Worth a Name/Ent nom, Jaybur. -- Richard G, 14:10:59 08/22/02 Thu
[1997]
[> [>
Re: Worth a Name/Ent nom, Jaybur. Thanks, RG. -- Jaybur, 18:58:31 08/24/02 Sat
[2075]
Friedrich August von Hayek = I vouch Keynes a right fraud. -- Wayne Baisley, 15:39:20 08/22/02 Thu
[2011]
[>
Re: Friedrich August von Hayek = I vouch Keynes a right fraud NAME NOM :) John Maynard Keynes = Any jerk hands money -- Paul Pan, 17:58:38 08/22/02 Thu
[2013]
[> [>
John Maynard Keynes = Any jerk hands moneyJohn Maynard Keynes = Any jerk hands money -- Larry Brash, 01:33:52 08/23/02 Fri
John Maynard Keynes = hands any jerk money
is an old one by the late Daniel F. Etter and won the Name Category in March 1999.
Larry
[2033]
[> [> [>
Oops! -- Paul Pan, 01:58:24 08/23/02 Fri
[2037]
[> [>
Re: Friedrich August von Hayek = I vouch Keynes a right fraud NAME NOM -- Thanks, Paul! -- Wayne Baisley, 15:26:57 08/24/02 Sat
Thanks for the nom, Paul!
Paul Pan =
Unpapal
Plan A: Up
anal pup
A lap pun
Cheers,
Wayne
[2072]
Online movie piracy = Poor civilian enemy -- Ghud Sariffian, 09:11:59 08/24/02 Sat
[2069]
David Ginola = Vagina Dildo (nt) -- Graham, 03:07:41 08/24/02 Sat
--
Posted using Sater anagram checker v. 5.0 (online)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/maanrag/sater.html
[2066]
Ferdinand Magellan = Find & name large land. -- Mey K., 08:50:19 08/23/02 Fri
[2047]
[>
Re: Ferdinand Magellan = Find & name large land GREAT name NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 23:53:37 08/23/02 Fri
[2058]
[>
Re: Ferdinand Magellan = Find & name large land. - name NOM seconed! -- Mattias Inghe, 02:19:13 08/24/02 Sat
[2062]
Martin Strel vs. Mississippi -- Matjaz P., 00:21:48 08/24/02 Sat
Not sure if you know, but a Slovenian marathon swimmer, Martin Strel, is currently swimming the Mississippi river from start to end, all 2600 miles of it in 66 days. Nobody's done it yet, but i looked into anagrams and here's what i found:
The Slovenian swimmer, Martin Strel
=
Sent to win, man'll tame her, Miss River!
or
No man will tame the stern Miss River!
Which one will turn out to be true, I dont't know,
but
GO ON MARTIN!!!!!
(www.martinstrel.com)
[2059]
Three anagrams from a newbie ~~ Inside! -- Michael Omstead, 22:22:26 08/23/02 Fri
One good turn deserves another = Honest gesture? Do over, earn nod.
//
Rap and hip-hop music = Chorus: "Ah, pimpin' pad!"
//
Security envelopes = Voyeur's pestilence.
Thankee,
Michael Omstead
Home? Sad climate!
Ma's home dialect.
I am a chest model.
The medical Soma ~ made them social.
[2052]
[>
Re: Three anagrams from a newbie ~~ Inside! - and already a NOM -- Mattias Inghe, 23:22:40 08/23/02 Fri
Welcome to the forum, Michael!
>Security envelopes = Voyeur's pestilence.
Thatīs damn funny. Well worth an award nomination. :) General NOM for this.
>Thankee,
>Michael Omstead
Some acid, Hamlet?
[2054]
[>
NOM Seconded! (more..) -- Paul Pan, 23:48:34 08/23/02 Fri
Michael Omstead
=
Sod! I am the camel
I am the Damocles'
Maladies cometh
Shalom, decimate!
Madame Cleo shit
[2056]
Spam -- Larry Brash, 01:02:04 08/23/02 Fri
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"What are you going to do with your winnings?" said the officer.
"In truth, I reckon I'll try get a valid driver's license again," he replied innocently.
"Dear Lord, no! Don't listen to that rotten idiot!" voiced his rotund curvy wife in the passenger's seat. "He's a real jerk when he's blind drunk and very stoned."
A cousin in the back, roused out of narcotic sleep, frowned at the cop very nervously and groaned, "Run, run! I knew we'd get us arrested and convicted in a stolen car!"
Suddenly, a tiny voice in the trunk, called out in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
[2027]
[>
Re: Spam - Don't think I'll EVER stop laughing at this, Larry!! *NOM* for sure! -- Mike Torr, 01:03:54 08/23/02 Fri
>INTERNATIONAL DRIVER'S LICENSE
>
>Need a new driver's license?
>
>Too many points or other trouble?
>
>Just want a license that can never be suspended?
>
>Want an ID for nightclubs or hotel check-in?
>
>Avoid tickets, fines, and mandatory driver's education?
>
>Protect your privacy, and hide your identity.
>
>The United Nations gave you the privilege to be
>driving freely throughout the world! (The Convention
>on International Road Traffic of 1949, & World Court
>Decision, The Hague, The Netherlands).
>
>Take advantage of your rights. Order an International
>Driver's Licence that will never be suspended or
>revoked.
>
>Confidentiality is assured
>
>CALL NOW
>
>We await your call 7 days per week, 24 hours per day,
>including weekends and holidays.
>
>=
>
>An on-duty police officer pulled over a car and told
>its driver as he had been wearing a seatbelt, he'd
>automatically win over $1,949,724 in the National
>Driver Safety Competition.
>
>"What are you going to do with your winnings?" said
>the officer.
>
>"In truth, I reckon I'll try get a valid driver's
>license again," he replied innocently.
>
>"Dear Lord, no! Don't listen to that rotten idiot!"
>voiced his rotund curvy wife in the passenger's seat.
>"He's a real jerk when he's blind drunk and very
>stoned."
>
>A cousin in the back, roused out of narcotic sleep,
>frowned at the cop very nervously and groaned, "Run,
>run! I knew we'd get us arrested and convicted in a
>stolen car!"
>
>Suddenly, a tiny voice in the trunk, called out in
>Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
[2028]
[> [>
Re: Spam - Don't think I'll EVER stop laughing at this, Larry!! *NOM* for sure! -- Mike Torr, 01:13:52 08/23/02 Fri
"I reckon I'll try get a valid driver's license again,"
^^^^^
Just spotted this little imperfection, alas. Care to tweak, Larry? I'd be grateful if you could salvage this fine piece of work and make it 100% perfect.
[2031]
[> [> [>
The quickest NOM ever. Thanks, Mike + CORRECTION -- Larry Brash, 01:27:59 08/23/02 Fri
An on-duty police officer pulled over a car and told its driver as he had been wearing a seatbelt, he'd automatically win over $1,949,724 in the National Driver Safety Competition.
"What are you going to do with your winnings?" said the officer.
"In truth, I reckon I'll try and get a valid driver's license again," he replied innocently.
"Dear Lord, no! Don't listen to that rotten idiot!" voiced his rotund curvy wife in the passenger's seat. "He's a real jerk when he's blind drunk!"
A very stoned cousin in the back, roused out of narcotic sleep, frowned at the cop very nervously and groaned, "Run, run! I knew we'd get us arrested and convicted in a stolen car!"
Suddenly, a tiny voice in the trunk, called out in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
[2032]
[> [> [> [>
Re: [Thanks, Mike + CORRECTION] - Well corrected. Thanks! -- Mike Torr, 02:19:39 08/23/02 Fri
[2039]
[> [> [> [> [>
Seconded! Funny as anything I've ever read here! Well done Larry. -- Joe F., 06:11:05 08/23/02 Fri
[2042]
[> [> [> [> [> [>
A spam NOM fit to be a special NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 17:53:57 08/23/02 Fri
[2048]
[> [> [> [> [> [> [>
Thanks everyone. Certainly one of my better spamagrams. -- Larry Brash, 22:44:57 08/23/02 Fri
[2053]
Bush -v- Saddam -- Myles Francis, 01:01:00 08/22/02 Thu
George Bush hates Saddam's Iraq =
A mad quest. Bash his raged ogres.
[1982]
[>
Re: Bush -v- Saddam **HELLO** -- Larry Brash, 01:57:54 08/23/02 Fri
Welcome to the Forum
Myles Francis =
Flimsy cranes.
Rimless.... fancy...
Myself? Cairns ...
Ms. Arsenic Fly.
Mrs. Fancy Lies.
Crassly if men..
Cry, if manless.
Slimy Frances.
Fans smile, cry.
My finer class.
In cars myself.
Nice ass, Mr Fly.
Larry
[2036]
[> [>
Re: Bush -v- Saddam **HELLO** -- Mike Torr, 02:38:12 08/23/02 Fri
Welcome, Myles! Got a middle name/initial? :)
Myles Francis =
Clay Firmness
Fancy Smilers
Misers can fly
My finer class
I fry classmen
[2040]
[> [> [>
Re: Bush -v- Saddam **HELLO** -- Paul Pan, 18:13:41 08/23/02 Fri
Myself = Narcis
Clarify 'n' mess
Fly- cream sins
Fascism 'n' rely
Miss crane-fly
Sly fan crimes
Manly sferics
Sly manic serf
Miss Cleanfry
Rylen Fascism.
Lacy Firmness
Fly in screams
I fry calmness
Rim- less fancy
Flimsy 'n' Cesar
Crissy Felman
[2049]
[> [> [>
Re: Bush -v- Saddam **HELLO** -- Myles, 20:17:21 08/23/02 Fri
>Welcome, Myles! Got a middle name/initial? :)
Absolutely. Full name: Myles Matthew Scott Francis - do your worst!!
[2051]
Author Terry Pratchett > act the truth-portrayer. -- Mattias Inghe, 18:18:52 08/23/02 Fri
...does he?
[2050]
Religious Doctrine = Our rigid selection. -- Mey K., 08:42:04 08/23/02 Fri
[2046]
On Sabbatical Leave = So can't be available. -- Mey K., 03:05:49 08/20/02 Tue
[1938]
[>
Re: On Sabbatical Leave = So can't be available. -- Very good. Gen NOM! -- Mike Torr, 04:43:49 08/20/02 Tue
[1939]
[> [>
Re: On Sabbatical Leave = So can't be available. -- Very good. Gen NOM! -- Mey K., 08:40:55 08/23/02 Fri
Thanks, Mike!
Sabbatical Leave = As I'll vacate, babe!
:)
Later,
Mey K.
[2045]
'Living with a Colostomy' by Margaret Schindler (slightly coarse) -- David A. Green, 07:10:02 08/23/02 Fri
'Living with a Colostomy' by Margaret Schindler =
Morally wrong, mind, to recycle shit via this bag.
[2043]
Oh, the joys of DIY: Painter and Decorator ~ ...and poor credit rate N/A -- Mike Torr, 02:18:21 08/23/02 Fri
[2038]
Saint Teresa = A neat Sister! -- Jaybur, 03:41:43 08/21/02 Wed
[1970]
[>
Re: Saint Teresa = A neat Sister! Name NOM ! Indeed she was :) -- Paul Pan, 19:08:19 08/21/02 Wed
[1975]
[> [>
Re: A neat Sister! Name NOM ! Indeed she was :) Thank you again, Paul! -- Jaybur, 07:29:19 08/22/02 Thu
[1987]
[> [>
Re: Saint Teresa = A neat Sister! Seconded. Terrific find, Jaybur. -- Larry Brash, 01:41:32 08/23/02 Fri
[2035]
The Director of Medical Services -- Larry Brash, 15:13:23 08/18/02 Sun
The Director of Medical Services =
I made cleverest chief doctor, sir.
Sorry about my absence. Finally had spme spare time to anagram.
Larry
[1911]
[>
Re: The Director of Medical Services *GEN NOM*, Larry. -- Richard G, 14:03:20 08/22/02 Thu
[1995]
[> [>
*GEN NOM*, Larry. Thanks, but not sure it deserves it. -- Larry Brash, 01:38:09 08/23/02 Fri
[2034]
Arthur C Clarke Quote... -- Mike Torr, 01:11:30 08/23/02 Fri
I thought it was time I tried a few more long ones...
"Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
=
Are alien meteor swarms in his great keen head alone, or resident in the kinetic universe?
Quiet, tie twitching, he cogitates: shrieks "Mum!"
[2030]
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