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The National Association of Master Bakers = A British toast: one nation's ace loaf-makers! -- Jaybur, 23:39:32 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Re: The National Association of Master Bakers: Excellent! Love the double meaning of 'toast'! Other Names(?) NOM -- Mike Torr, 00:30:08 09/06/02 Fri
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[> [> Re: Excellent! Love the double meaning of 'toast'! Other Names(?) NOM Thank you. -- Jaybur, 07:43:40 09/06/02 Fri
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[> The Master Bakers' Union (rude!) -- Paul Pan, 01:19:00 09/06/02 Fri

The Master Bakers' Union
=
Keen masturbors in heat
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[> [> Oops, I goofed! Pls. disregard -- Paul Pan, 01:21:15 09/06/02 Fri
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[> [> [> Re: Oops, I goofed! Pls. disregard -- No you didn't! -- Mike Torr, 04:18:17 09/06/02 Fri

Try:
Keen masturbators in heat ~ at the Master Bakers' Union
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[> [> [> [> Woa! Thanks ... -- Paul Pan, 06:03:23 09/06/02 Fri

...for making me not look like a masterbaker :P
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[> The National Association of Master Bakers breathe in aroma of toast, cakes in tins also. -- David A. Green, 06:32:08 09/06/02 Fri
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The World Champion darts player Eric Bristow -- David A. Green, 07:43:36 09/06/02 Fri

The World Champion darts player Eric Bristow =
Hey, crap limp-wristed throw at board. Nil score.
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gebruiken = bekeuring (nt) -- kris winne, 21:44:49 09/05/02 Thu


--
Posted using Sater anagram checker v. 5.0 (online)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/maanrag/sater.html
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[> Welcome! -- Paul Pan, 22:45:54 09/05/02 Thu

kris winne
=
Ski winner
Swine rink
Irk in news
Rinse (wink!)
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[> [> Re: Welcome! -- Ghud Sariffian, 07:42:18 09/06/02 Fri

>kris winne
>=
>Ski winner
>Swine rink
>Irk in news
>Rinse (wink!)

Welcome, Kris!

Sink Erwin
New ink, Sir
Wire 'n' sink
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Monsieur Alain Prost = Spin in motor, as a rule. -- Jaybur, 23:41:25 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Re: Monsieur Alain Prost = Spin in motor, as a rule. -- Names NOM! -- Mike Torr, 04:19:37 09/06/02 Fri
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[> [> Re: Monsieur Alain Prost: Names NOM! Merci, Mike! -- Jaybur, 07:41:49 09/06/02 Fri
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Another small compilation...( some are rude) -- Michael Omstead, 09:30:31 09/05/02 Thu

Ten more!

Live streaming video
> .vivo seemed trailing.

Pornography
> Prop: angry ho.

Home and Garden Television
> No heaving! Instead, remodel.

Harry Potter? ~ The parrotry!

Surgeon General's warning
> Worsens air / Lung gangrene

Frosty the Snowman
> Yon, warmth softens!

Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears
> Unrealistic hair! Ay, pandering breasts!

Internet chat rooms
> O, tart minors thence.

The Microsoft iMac says ~ "Fiat: my cost is more cash!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?
> Ditch the shoddy hen wisecrack, or...


Regards,
Michael
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[> TOP NOM :) 'tis time to quit! -- Paul Pan, 16:19:20 09/05/02 Thu


>Surgeon General's warning
>> Worsens air / Lung gangrene
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[> [> Thanks Paul~ ^_^ -- Michael Omstead, 16:47:46 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Re: Another small compilation... Two More *NOMS* -- Mey K., 21:27:08 09/05/02 Thu


>Frosty the Snowman
>> Yon, warmth softens!

Very cute!

>Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears
>> Unrealistic hair! Ay, pandering breasts!

Ouch! Name Nom.

>Why did the chicken cross the road?
>> Ditch the shoddy hen wisecrack, or...

:) Very inventive and a Gen Nom. Tried it myself a while back, with no results as good as this!
A belated welcome, Michael! You're off to a great start.

Later!,
Mey K.
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[> [> Thank you Mey! :) -- Michael Omstead, 06:50:34 09/06/02 Fri
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Eclipse -- Paul Pan, 03:48:34 09/05/02 Thu

Eclipse (Roger Waters)

All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.

All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.

All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.

All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.

All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.

All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

=

All that you munch
All that you bite
All that you swill
All you devour.

All that you gnaw
All that you ingest
All you absorb
All you dine.

All that you treat
All that you feed
All that lot you mouth
Chew, masticate or eat.

All you engorge
All you digest
All that you receive
All you tooth.

All that you nurture
And everyone you feed
All that you dish
And evertime you feast.

All that is fat
All that's a treat
All that's to sip
and everything under the skin is obese,
muscle's totally eclipsed by the grease.

"Heavy, doll? Look, there's no easy route to lose thy fat, sorry!" (Anon)
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[> Re: Eclipse *NOM*, Paul! Long or Special. -- Jaybur, 05:09:08 09/05/02 Thu
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[> [> Thanks, Janet :) -- Paul Pan, 05:58:45 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Re: Eclipse - oh yes, a special nom indeed -- Mattias Inghe, 07:08:35 09/05/02 Thu

>and everything under the skin is obese,
>muscle's totally eclipsed by the grease.

A superb ending. :)
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[> [> Yo, thanks dude :) -- Paul Pan, 16:17:00 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Correction - had to get rid of a typo ("evertime") -- Paul Pan, 00:09:07 09/06/02 Fri

Eclipse (Roger Waters)

All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.

All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.

All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.

All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.

All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.

All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

=

All that you munch
All that you bite
All that you devour
All you swill.

All that you gnaw
All that you ingest
All you digest
All you dine.

All that you treat
All that you feed
All that lot you mouth
Chew, masticate or eat.

All you engorge
All you absorb
All that you receive
All you tooth.

All that you drool
And everyone you fete
All the rum that you drink
And every tonne you ate

All that is fat
All that's a feast
All that's to sip
And everything under the skin is obese,
Muscle's totally eclipsed by the grease.

"A heavy tush, doll? There is no easy route to lose fat, sorry."
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Coppertone Water Babies Sunblock Spray = Superb! We can protect boys' bare opal skin. -- David A. Green, 10:05:49 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Re: Coppertone Water Babies Sunblock Spray: Other Names NOM, David! -- Jaybur, 23:37:09 09/05/02 Thu
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For most of women (RUDE) -- Zoran, 10:01:27 09/04/02 Wed


A long penis
=
Open signal !
Pleasing,no ?


Zoran
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[> Re: For most of women (RUDE NOM) -- Richard G, 15:14:35 09/04/02 Wed

>A long penis =
>Pleasing, no?

Certainly in my girlfriend's experience. ;) *RUDE NOM*

RG
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[> [> Re: For most of women (RUDE NOM) -- Zoran, 22:53:52 09/05/02 Thu

Thanks,Richard.You must introduce me these girls : )

>>A long penis =
>>Pleasing, no?
>
>Certainly in my girlfriend's experience. ;) *RUDE NOM*
>
>RG
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Re: Nude beaches in France & Spain Fine & cheap cannabis ensured -- rtii huy, 08:32:13 09/05/02 Thu

>Nude beaches in France & Spain =
>Fine & cheap cannabis ensured
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[> Yikes, we are being spammed with our own anagrams! -- Paul Pan, 18:39:31 09/05/02 Thu
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Cruelty to animals = It comes naturally -- Mattias Inghe, 09:39:45 09/02/02 Mon

Ouch! ;)

And an example:
Cute baby seals = Yes, club a beast!

Someone, please slap me.
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[> Re: Cruelty to animals = It comes naturally 2 NOMS -- Joe F., 09:50:41 09/02/02 Mon

>Ouch! ;)
>
>And an example:
>Cute baby seals = Yes, club a beast!
>
>Someone, please slap me.

Oooph, both of them are sadly true. Gen NOMs for both, Matthias!
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[> [> Thanks, that was fast. (2 more) -- Mattias Inghe, 10:10:39 09/02/02 Mon

Two more horrible ones. Then I´ll shut up. :)

Little koala bears = Ask: "Obliterate all?"
Adoreable little kittens = To be killed in a later test
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[> [> [> ROTFL! -- Paul Pan, 18:08:55 09/02/02 Mon
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[> [> [> [> Ok, you asked for it! ;-) -- Mattias Inghe, 20:20:18 09/02/02 Mon

Hummingbirds = Bring dish, mum!
Adorable ponies = Poisonable, dear.
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Ok, you asked for it! ;-) -- Paul Pan, 20:55:18 09/02/02 Mon

Playful puppies = Fie! Slay, pulp pup!
Bunny rabbit = Burnt-in baby
Teddy bear = Adder byte
Persian cat = Panic, tears
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[> [> [> Re: Thanks, that was fast. (2 more) -- Joe F., 03:01:59 09/03/02 Tue

>Adoreable little kittens = To be killed in a later test

:) I would have nommed this one as well, except that the correct spelling is 'adorable', alas. It's a shame 'cos it would have been a classic.

These anagrams of animal torture are starting to worry me a little bit as to what you may get up to in your spare hours..... ;)
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[> [> [> [> Re: Thanks, that was fast. (2 more) -- Mattias Inghe, 07:02:39 09/03/02 Tue

>These anagrams of animal torture are starting to worry
>me a little bit as to what you may get up to in your
>spare hours..... ;)

All I can say is, keep your Lovely Guinea Pigs (Olé! Gives ugly pain!) away from us.

Ok, this is over the hills and far away by now. I think I´ll shut up now. :)
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Thanks, that was fast. (2 more) -- Joe F., 11:28:58 09/03/02 Tue

>Ok, this is over the hills and far away by now. I
>think I´ll shut up now. :)

Nah, I feel like jumping on the bandwagon myself ;)

Sweet little puppies = Pelletise pup, stew it!
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[> [> [> [> Re: Thanks, that was fast. (2 more) -- Larry Brash, 14:50:59 09/05/02 Thu

>>Adoreable little kittens = To be killed in a later
>test
>
>:) I would have nommed this one as well, except that
>the correct spelling is 'adorable', alas. It's a shame
>'cos it would have been a classic.

A fix:

Adorable little kittens = but killed in a later test.


Larry
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Thanks, that was fast. (2 more) -- Mattias Inghe, 17:05:18 09/05/02 Thu

>>>Adoreable little kittens = To be killed in a later
>>test
>>
>>:) I would have nommed this one as well, except that
>>the correct spelling is 'adorable', alas. It's a shame
>>'cos it would have been a classic.
>
>A fix:
>
>Adorable little kittens = but killed in a later test.

Uh dude. Where did ya get the U? Should be an O.
The best I can do then is "killed in a later bot-test".
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Adorable little kittens -- Paul Pan, 18:10:49 09/05/02 Thu

Adorable little kittens
=
A best kill, to end a litter
Alike little rodent! Stab!
Beat, stiletto 'n' kill, dear
In total, better as killed
Killed rotten-tail beast
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Correction -- Paul Pan, 18:37:03 09/05/02 Thu

Kill rotten tailed beast
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The threat of war = Theatre of wrath. -- Jaybur, 08:31:22 09/05/02 Thu
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[> Great GEN NOM Janet! -- Paul Pan, 16:20:35 09/05/02 Thu
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[> [> Re: Great GEN NOM Janet! Thanks, Paul! -- Jaybur, 17:31:05 09/05/02 Thu
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Busqueda -- Nathalie, 00:35:45 09/03/02 Tue

Nathalie GALLOIS domiciliée en Argentine voudrait retrouver ses enfants, Laetitia (25/02/81) et Luigi LEONARDIS (27/04/84). Aux dernières nouvelles, ils habitaient à Paris dans le secteur de Bercy. Leur père, Sauveur Mari LEONARDIS, 45 ans, possiblement travaille en tant que chauffeur.
Quiconque aurait des informations à leur sujet, veuillez me contacter aux adresses
ci-dessous :. natser1964@hotmail.com o nijusa@hotmail.com
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[> Re: Busqueda -- Paul Pan, 03:32:16 09/03/02 Tue

>Nathalie GALLOIS domiciliée en Argentine voudrait
>retrouver ses enfants, Laetitia (25/02/81) et Luigi
>LEONARDIS (27/04/84). Aux dernières nouvelles, ils
>habitaient à Paris dans le secteur de Bercy. Leur
>père, Sauveur Mari LEONARDIS, 45 ans, possiblement
>travaille en tant que chauffeur.
>Quiconque aurait des informations à leur sujet,
>veuillez me contacter aux adresses
>ci-dessous :. natser1964@hotmail.com o
>nijusa@hotmail.com

=

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I demand for no ransom, as our equal cause is not personal enrichment but quixotic elite effervescence, riotous alphabet verve sutures, rare ebullient acrostics and unusual, aerie aesthetic senselessness.
Your true "ex-driver",
Rameau "Virus" REINALDOS
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[> [> Re: Busqueda SPAM NOM -- Larry Brash, 14:55:15 09/05/02 Thu
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[> [> [> Aha, my first-ever SPAM NOM :) Thanks Larry! -- Paul Pan, 16:00:04 09/05/02 Thu
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Hey dudes... -- Mike Torr, 03:35:35 09/04/02 Wed

Maui, one of the great Hawaiian Islands.
=
Surfing mania ahead - we hate isolation!
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[> Hey dude... Mondo *NOM* :) -- Mey K., 07:19:18 09/05/02 Thu
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[> [> Re: Hey dude... Mondo *NOM* :) -- Cool. :) -- Mike Torr, 08:19:25 09/05/02 Thu
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Cafe del Mar compilations = Craft calm piano melodies -- Ghud Sariffian, 07:39:54 09/05/02 Thu
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Army Officer -- Mey K., 07:25:53 09/05/02 Thu


The Army Officer = I father my force.

Army Officer = My fair force...

Later!,
Mey K.
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Genitals (Guess what, they're rude!) -- Mattias Inghe, 01:38:48 09/05/02 Thu

Female genitals = Gentle meal? As if!
Female genitals = Small, if teenage.

Male genitals = Smile at angle.
Male genitals = Meet & nail gals.
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[> Oops, forgot one... -- Mattias Inghe, 01:46:48 09/05/02 Thu

Male genitals > is a mental leg
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Intense hydrophobia = Born on a ship, they die -- Mattias Inghe, 10:26:24 09/04/02 Wed
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[> [Born on a ship, they die] Interesting way of putting it! *GEN NOM*, Mattias -- Richard G, 15:31:16 09/04/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: Interesting way of putting it! *GEN NOM*. Thanks! -- Mattias Inghe, 01:24:20 09/05/02 Thu

The concept actually came from Terry Pratchett´s first Discworld novel, where a hovering seacraft was propelled by hydrophobic magicians (or someting). They got insane and died, eventually.
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[> Intense homophobia (silliness alert!) -- Paul Pan, 00:18:36 09/05/02 Thu

Intense homophobia = I hate Bonnie's oomph
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The Republican Administration = Hint : racism to Arab in plentitude. -- Joe F., 10:37:32 09/04/02 Wed
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[> OOPS! Sorry, it's out by one T, isn't it. Never mind. -- Joe F., 10:41:54 09/04/02 Wed
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[> [> Aha! No it isn't! It works after all! -- Joe F., 11:39:41 09/04/02 Wed

Being the idiot I am, I stuck the extra T in myself! What I meant was

The Republican Administration = Hint : Racism to Arab in plenitude.
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[> The Democratic administration = Admit! Racist harm enticed-in too! -- Paul Pan, 19:23:55 09/04/02 Wed
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My first Spamagram! Please be gentle... -- Mike Torr, 04:31:27 09/04/02 Wed

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--

[We have researched this email list ourselves, and have not purchased it from a third party. We will not pass this list onto anyone else. If you wish to never hear from us again, please email csinfo@freeneasy.net with the text REMOVE in the subject line, and we are sorry for disturbing you]

=

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--

[As for our list, it's clearly a rogue's ploy to buy our lease on new offices, as we never, ever remove anyone! Ha ha! Thorough combatting of our naughty pronouncement, by the way, can't conquer this daft manure - we operate meanly.]
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[> Re: My first Spamagram! Please be gentle...*SPAM NOM*, Mike! -- Jaybur, 08:44:22 09/04/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: My first Spamagram! Please be gentle...*SPAM NOM*, Mike! -- Wow, Thanks! -- Mike Torr, 09:25:57 09/04/02 Wed
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[> [Please be gentle...] Seconded! Excellent work, Mike. -- Richard G, 15:09:40 09/04/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: [Please be gentle...] Thanks RG! -- Mike Torr, 18:51:57 09/04/02 Wed
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The rehabilitation programme -- Larry Brash, 14:19:56 09/04/02 Wed

The rehabilitation programme =
A problem? Hah, I got it! Retrain me!

Larry
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LEADER BOARD IS OPEN -- Larry Brash, 10:19:35 09/04/02 Wed

The Leader Board is now open at:
HERE

Larry
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Chats on Internet = Earth's continent ! -- Zoran, 09:51:52 09/04/02 Wed
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Length conversion -- Matjaz P., 03:00:35 09/03/02 Tue

Maybe they'll help you remember..

One and a half kilometers = One mile, thanks for a deal.
Two and a half centimeters = Drats, we mate one flat inch!
One third of a meter = The reminder: a foot.

(Hatred in mere foot.)


Matjaz P.
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[> Re: Length conversion *NOM* -- Mattias Inghe, 07:05:23 09/03/02 Tue


>One third of a meter = The reminder: a foot.

I dunno why, but I liked this one best. A (general?) nom!
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[> [> Re: Length conversion thanks ;) (+correction) -- Matjaz P., 03:33:06 09/04/02 Wed

As suggested in A.A.:

One and a half centimetres=
Drat! We mate ones flat inch.

MP.
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Nikolaus Gunthar Naksyzynski = Oh, Klaus Kinski: zany, angry, nuts. -- Hans-Peter, 06:00:28 09/03/02 Tue

Klaus Kinski, late German actor, roots from Poland,
father of Nastassja, enfant terrible, nerving all his
directors. And so on. Everybody who knows him will
agree to the gram:

Nikolaus Gunthar Naksyzynski
=
Oh, Klaus Kinski: zany, angry, nuts.



Cheers
Hans-Peter
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[> Entertainment NOM! "Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes" is certainly one of the nuttiest movie Iof all times! -- Paul Pan, 16:23:36 09/03/02 Tue
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[> [> Re: NOM! Thanks Paul. -- Hans-Peter, 03:02:24 09/04/02 Wed

"Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes" is certainly one of the nuttiest movie Iof all times!,

and he made a heap of Edgar Wallace films... aarghh...
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Voting is open in the Anagrammy Awards -- Larry Brash, 23:36:43 09/03/02 Tue

Voting is now open for this month's Anagrammy Awards.

Voting will be open for approximately 5 days. I will also send a final reminder in the final 24 hours.

The URL direct to the Anagrammy Voting Page is:
HERE

Best of luck!!

Larry
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Captain James Cook = I am top ocean's Jack ! -- Zoran, 02:58:35 09/02/02 Mon


One meaning of word "jack" is sailor,isn't it ?

Also:
James Cook = O,some Jack !

Cheers,
Zoran
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[> Re: Captain James Cook = I am top ocean's Jack ! *NAME NOM* -- Richard G, 16:15:29 09/02/02 Mon

>One meaning of word "jack" is sailor,isn't it ?

Indeed it is. Great catch, Zoran - perhaps even a little better if you make him the "ocean's top Jack" instead, which I gather he pretty much was. *NAME NOM*

RG
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[> [> Re: I am top ocean's Jack ! *NAME NOM* I second RG's Nom, Zoran! -- Jaybur, 17:38:46 09/02/02 Mon
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[> [> [> Thanks,Richard and Janet (with little change that Richard suggests) -- Zoran, 23:01:43 09/03/02 Tue
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Re: Nude beaches in France & Spain Fine & cheap cannabis ensured -- tito, 18:41:27 09/03/02 Tue

>Nude beaches in France & Spain =
>Fine & cheap cannabis ensured
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[> Re: Nude beaches in France & Spain... -- Mike Torr, 19:23:30 09/03/02 Tue

This sounds extremely familiar. Isn't it an oldie?
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Spin tale = Apt lines. -- Jaybur, 17:38:29 09/03/02 Tue
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Weather prophets = Oh, perhaps wetter. -- Jaybur, 17:37:08 09/03/02 Tue
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Lewis Carroll: The Reverend Charles Dodgson = Oh, he's clever: records Wonderland girl's tale. -- Jaybur, 17:34:46 09/02/02 Mon
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[> Re: Lewis Carroll -- Names NOM! -- Mike Torr, 18:45:24 09/02/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: Lewis Carroll -- Names NOM! Thank you, Mike! -- Jaybur, 17:34:45 09/03/02 Tue
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Regal Hotels = Large hostel -- Jaybur, 17:47:16 09/02/02 Mon
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[> Indeed! Gen NOM -- Paul Pan, 19:07:17 09/02/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: Indeed! Gen NOM Thanks, Paul! -- Jaybur, 17:33:04 09/03/02 Tue
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RIAA and MPAA = A pain armada -- Ghud Sariffian, 16:53:22 09/03/02 Tue
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Kate Moss (rude) -- Joe F., 11:27:01 09/03/02 Tue

Kate Moss = Make toss!
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Little Erotica = Toilet Article. -- Hans-Peter, 00:42:07 09/02/02 Mon

or the other way round...

:-)
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[> Re: Little Erotica = Toilet Article. RUDE NOM [+more] -- Richard G, 16:43:23 09/02/02 Mon

I think this one would benefit from a tiny change:

A little erotica = A toilet article.

Just one of those quirks of English, "a little" having a positive spin but "little" being more negative. Weird language.

RG
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[> [> Re: Little Erotica = Toilet Article. RUDE NOM [+more] Thanks [and more] -- Hans-Peter, 21:12:24 09/02/02 Mon

>I think this one would benefit from a tiny change:
>A little erotica = A toilet article.
>Just one of those quirks of English, "a little" having
>a positive spin but "little" being more negative.
>Weird language.

Thanks Richard.
I will gladly accept your proposal if it adds sense to
the gram, of course.
Hans-Peter
[2219]
Tariq Aziz = A tizz Iraq -- Paul Pan, 19:51:43 09/02/02 Mon

Tizz meaning "a state of nervous excitement, agitation or worry" (OED)
[2216]
San Andreas Fault - 's natural and safe -- Mattias Inghe, 10:22:39 09/02/02 Mon
[2203]

[> "Famous last words" - NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 18:07:37 09/02/02 Mon
[2212]
Artistes (rude) -- Richard G, 16:46:52 08/31/02 Sat

In the striptease sense:

Artistes =
Tits & arse.

RG
[2172]

[> They can leave their hats on! Magnifique GEN MOM ;) -- Paul Pan, 23:22:01 09/01/02 Sun
[2192]

[> [> Ooh-la-la, I forget we are not in France..that should read RUDE MOM ;) -- Paul Pan, 23:38:43 09/01/02 Sun
[2193]

[> [> [> Er, RUDE "MOM"?!?? Thanks for that, Paul, I'll be having nightmares now. ;) [+more] -- Richard G, 16:26:34 09/02/02 Mon

But thanks for the MOM anyway, Oedipus. :)

BTW I don't have anything in the Rude Category for August, does anyone mind if I slip this one in at the last minute (seeing as it was posted last month)? I nearly self-nommed it just so it'd go in, actually. Is this OK?

RG
[2205]

[> [> [> [> Fine by me :) Didnt call you DAD, so at least your life is not in question :P -- Paul Pan, 18:06:29 09/02/02 Mon
[2211]
Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor = Hello! Yes! Born to dramatize! -- Jaybur, 17:36:48 09/02/02 Mon
[2208]
Erotica = O,I react !! -- Zoran, 05:30:36 09/02/02 Mon
[2199]
List of anagrams (one or two may be slightly offensive) -- Michael Omstead, 09:27:20 09/01/02 Sun

Humbly submitted for your reading experience...

Michael Omstead

*****
Online Casinos
> In, and lose coins.

Ziggy Marley and Peter Tosh
> Reggae tzars yield pot hymn.

Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven"
> Appealed the slogan: "Nevermore!"

September eleventh, two thousand and one
> Plane/tower event dents home? Bond the USA.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
> Sixteenth carcass? Aw, a shame!

Rap and hip-hop music
> Chorus: "Ah, pimpin' pad!"

The United States Postal Service
> Test it out -- send heaviest parcel!

Pokemon trading cards
> *groan* Kids can't drop 'em!

Security envelopes
> Voyeur's pestilence.

One good turn deserves another
> Honest gesture? Do over, earn nod.

Roman-Catholicism
> Icons act "Him"moral.


Regards,
Michael Omstead
> Home? Sad climate.
> ~ made them social.
> The medical Soma.
> Ma's home dialect.
> ~ has claimed tome.
> I am a chest model.
[2181]

[> Some good ones here, Michael (+ 3 NOMS) -- Richard G, 11:31:25 09/01/02 Sun

>Online Casinos
> > In, and lose coins.

Hafta be "In, an' lose coins" I'm afraid.

>Ziggy Marley and Peter Tosh
> > Reggae tzars yield pot hymn.

Yep! ENT NOM.

>The United States Postal Service
> > Test it out -- send heaviest parcel!

There's an S missing - easily fixed, just make it "parcels" and you can have an Other Names nom.

>Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven"
> > Appealed the slogan: "Nevermore!"

Sorry, I'm pretty sure his name was allAn.

> Security envelopes
> > Voyeur's pestilence.

Already nommed, nice work.

>Pokemon trading cards
> > *groan* Kids can't drop 'em!

And another Other Names nom!

> One good turn deserves another
> > Honest gesture? Do over, earn nod.

I like this one too. An excellent start in anagramming, Michael! Welcome again to the Forum.

RG
[2182]

[> [> Didn't even realize I had that many errors...thanks for the noms! -- Michael Omstead, 16:47:39 09/01/02 Sun
[2190]

[> [> Re: Some good ones here, Michael (+ 3 NOMS) -- Mattias Inghe, 21:44:52 09/01/02 Sun

>>Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven"
>> > Appealed the slogan: "Nevermore!"
>
>Sorry, I'm pretty sure his name was allAn.

Weird. I always thought it was Allen too. But now I can´t find anything to back that up. Too bad, it was an awesome gram. :/
[2191]

[> Quality stuff, Michael. Plus another 2 NOMs -- Larry Brash, 13:23:37 09/01/02 Sun

Richard's comments and checks noted.

Welcome Michael.

Some very good anagrams here. You just need to run them through a checker first.

http://ani-gram.com/acwdl.htm
[2188]

[> Re: List of anagrams (one or two may be slightly offensive) -- Larry Brash, 13:30:09 09/01/02 Sun


Last post was incomplete

>Ziggy Marley and Peter Tosh
> > Reggae tzars yield pot hymn.

Excellent

>Pokemon trading cards
> > *groan* Kids can't drop 'em!

So true.

>One good turn deserves another
> > Honest gesture? Do over, earn nod.

General NOM

>Michael Omstead
> > Home? Sad climate.
> > ~ made them social.
> > The medical Soma.
> > Ma's home dialect.
> > ~ has claimed tome.
> > I am a chest model.

I'm a lech to dames.
Lad hate commies.
Comes? I am the lad.
I am the Damocles.
The ladies' comma.
Theme? I am a scold.
I'm the modal case.
Cad? So... I'm the male.
I am "Sod-The-Camel".
I am told a scheme.
The comma's ideal.
Malice as method.
Emailed stomach!
Elastic Mohamed.
Maladies cometh,
Shoelace, dammit!


Larry Brash
[2189]

[> [> Very good work,Michael ! BTW ,Omstead = A modest to dames :-) -- Zoran, 05:23:35 09/02/02 Mon
[2198]
From famous "Allo Allo" -- Zoran, 21:15:30 08/30/02 Fri


"Listen very carefully,I shall say this only once"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
That silly secrecy in "Allo Allo"...She is very funny !
[2162]

[> Re: From famous "Allo Allo" *ENT NOM* -- Richard G, 16:28:05 08/31/02 Sat

>"Listen very carefully,I shall say this only once"
>
>* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>That silly secrecy in "Allo Allo"...She is very funny !

I'm not all that familiar with the show, but (after a little Googling) I can see that the 'gram is spot on. ENT NOM, Zoran.

RG
[2169]

[> [> Thank's,Richard,it's quote from this great British serial (almost in every episode) -- Zoran, 05:10:14 09/02/02 Mon
[2197]
Amsterdam's notorious redlight district = Trams to semi-attired Dutch girls indoors. -- David A. Green, 03:39:46 09/02/02 Mon
[2196]
SELECTIONS, PLEASE -- Larry Brash, 12:53:40 09/01/02 Sun

If you have more than one nomination in a category (except Special), please email me your selections for the final list. I will give 36 hours to do this before I make the selection on your behalf.

16 nominees in General Category is the best for a few months.

I have been a bit busy with some other projects, observing satellites (211 in August) and also designing a commercial website for a real paying customer!

Larry
[2187]
AUGUST NOMS ARE NOW CLOSED [list to follow] -- Richard G, 11:44:46 09/01/02 Sun
[2185]

[> FULL LIST OF NOMS [warning, large] -- Richard G, 11:53:52 09/01/02 Sun

AUGUST 2002 NOMINATIONS [115/72]
[List snipped -- Ed.]
[2186]
The Rules for Behaviour nursery rhyme (highly politically incorrect) -- Joe F., 10:43:57 08/31/02 Sat

Rules for Behaviour

Hearts, like doors, will open with ease
To very, very little keys,
And don't forget that two of these
Are I thank you and If you please.
Come when you're called,
Do what you're bid,
Close the door after you,
Never be chid.
Seldom can't,
Seldom don't,
Never shan't,
Never won't.

=

Hello, cool kiddies....

No way children,
That stinks of wee!
Don't ever listen to that,
Do listen to evil me!

Steal from every sweetie shop,
Curse at your heavy mother,
Find a heavy club too
And whack your loony brother!

Wee on the seeded lawn,
Forever buy porn....

Adult foes are *not* due regard!
[2166]

[> Re: The Rules for Behaviour nursery rhyme -- Joe F., 08:51:09 09/01/02 Sun

Well, I thought this deserved a NOM, and it's almost 11pm. Self-NOM (Long/Special, it's up to you RG). I assume if it goes in Special I still get my other poem in as well because more than 1 per person is allowed in Special anyway?
[2180]

[> [> Re: The Rules for Behaviour nursery rhyme *NOM* -- Richard G, 11:43:17 09/01/02 Sun

>Well, I thought this deserved a NOM, and it's almost
>11pm. Self-NOM (Long/Special, it's up to you RG).

Special I think. Sorry, I forgot to nom this one - I didn't do it straight away because on first reading I missed the point of the first full verse of the 'gram (i.e. that it's referring back to the original poem), and it became a bit confusing as a result. Whoops.
Anyway, nom seconded.

>I assume if it goes in Special I still get my other
>poem in as well because more than 1 per person is
>allowed in Special anyway?

Yep.

RG
[2184]
Silly -- Larry Brash, 22:49:09 08/31/02 Sat

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory =
O, Holy Cat Food! Walt the Cynical Wanker!
[2175]

[> Re: ill cynical weanker youu, laarry!!!! :((((( -- waltr newbodt, 23:39:42 08/31/02 Sat
[2177]

[> Re: Silly -- Mattias Inghe, 04:59:14 09/01/02 Sun

>Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory =
>O, Holy Cat Food! Walt the Cynical Wanker!

Now, there´s a nickname... ;)

Anyway,
Roald Dahl = Had dollar

cheers!
[2179]

[> [> Re: Silly -- Joe F., 11:40:38 09/01/02 Sun

>Roald Dahl = Had dollar

Ah, old lard!

I'm from Cardiff too don't forget. Dahl was baptised in the Norwegian Church in the bay. It's a small museum and art gallery these days. Also his family house just outside the city is still around, I think.
[2183]
The Miss World Beauty Contest (CRUDE) -- Mey K., 07:13:11 08/29/02 Thu


The Miss World Beauty Contest = See, it crowns that busty model.

Another:

The Miss World Beauty Contest = Body-estimate crowns the slut.

>:)

Later!,
Mey K.
[2147]

[> Re: The Miss World Beauty Contest (CRUDE) * NOM + -- David A. Green, 08:23:29 08/29/02 Thu

>
>The Miss World Beauty Contest = See, it crowns that
>busty model. ** NOM **
>
>Another:
>
>The Miss World Beauty Contest = Body-estimate crowns
>the slut.
>
>>:)
>
>Later!,
>Mey K.
Excellent! OTHER NAMES NOM.

The Miss World Beauty Contest = Brunettes mostly, so I watched.
[2148]

[> [> Re: The Miss World Beauty Contest (CRUDE) * NOM + another NOM -- Richard G, 01:28:09 09/01/02 Sun

>The Miss World Beauty Contest = Brunettes mostly, so I
>watched.

Just checked and discovered this gem was never nommed. Better fix that then. *OTHER NAMES*, David.

RG
[2178]
NatWest -- Joe F., 11:04:09 08/29/02 Thu

A while ago NatWest Bank was accused of funding animal testing....

National Westminister Bank = Britain knew! NO animal tests!

Joe
[2151]

[> Re: NatWest -- NOM (more) -- Mike Torr, 18:20:09 08/29/02 Thu

>A while ago NatWest Bank was accused of funding animal
>testing....
>
>National Westminister Bank = Britain knew! NO animal
>tests!

Succinct and clever. I *NOM* that. But should it go in "topical"? How long ago was it?
[2157]

[> [> Re: NatWest -- NOM (more) -- Joe F., 03:44:10 08/30/02 Fri

>>A while ago NatWest Bank was accused of funding animal
>>testing....
>>
>>National Westminister Bank = Britain knew! NO animal
>>tests!
>
>Succinct and clever. I *NOM* that. But should it go
>in "topical"? How long ago was it?

Thanks! A few years ago, so I guess it goes in Other Names?

Joe
[2159]

[> [> [> Other names it is. Clever 'gram too, Joe. -- Richard G, 16:20:21 08/31/02 Sat
[2168]

[> [> [> [> Hang on a sec... shouldn't it be "Westminster"? Can't see a fix, alas. -- Richard G, 17:04:12 08/31/02 Sat
[2173]

[> Oops, LOL. Never mind. WTP accepted it for his archive, though. -- Joe F., 23:23:39 08/31/02 Sat
[2176]
The World Summit on Sustainable Development = Meet polished unsubstantial world-movement. (more) -- Mattias Inghe, 23:15:37 08/26/02 Mon

The World Summit on Sustainable Development =

(dream scenario)
Men vowed a battle: Pollution ends this summer!

(nightmare scenario)
Thus, men and women still vote: "Is petroleum bad?"
[2099]

[> Re: The World Summit on Sustainable Development = Meet polished unsubstantial world-movement. (more) - NOM! -- Allan Morley, 01:10:28 08/27/02 Tue

>The World Summit on Sustainable Development =
>
>(dream scenario)
>Men vowed a battle: Pollution ends this summer!
>
>(nightmare scenario)
>Thus, men and women still vote: "Is petroleum bad?"

I like this pair, Mattias! Special NOM (perhaps together with the one in the subject line?)

Allan
[2101]

[> [> [The World Summit on Sustainable Development - NOM!] Thanks, but no thanks -- Mattias Inghe, 02:04:13 08/27/02 Tue

>>(nightmare scenario)
>>Thus, men and women still vote: "Is petroleum bad?"
>
>I like this pair, Mattias! Special NOM (perhaps
>together with the one in the subject line?)

Thanks, but I don´t think it´s worthy of a special nom. That´s IMO for unusual anagram forms, like Richards butterfly masterpiece, poems and suchlike.

BTW, where did the Anagram Set category go? That woulda worked better. :)

Anyway, here´s the whole bunch, with another three added, just for the heck of it.


The World Summit on Sustainable Development =

(the good)
Men vowed a battle: Pollution ends this summer!
We distant humble men develop smart solution.

(the bad)
Meet polished unsubstantial world-movement.
Thus, men and women still vote: "Is petroleum bad?"

(the ugly)
Ah, overblown ultimate endless stupid moment.
Ombudsmen's ill motive then wasted our planet.

:-)
[2103]

[> [> [> Re: [The World Summit on Sustainable Development - NOM!] Thanks, but no thanks -- Ghud Sariffian, 04:29:41 08/27/02 Tue


>Thanks, but I don´t think it´s worthy of a special
>nom. That´s IMO for unusual anagram forms, like
>Richards butterfly masterpiece, poems and suchlike.
>
>BTW, where did the Anagram Set category go? That
>woulda worked better. :)

Here I go playing the ignorant bozo, but what is an anagram set? Something like this?

Education
=
Cautioned,
I dance out
in due coat.
[2110]

[> [> [> Re: [NOM!] Thanks, but no thanks -- Richard G, 16:34:47 08/31/02 Sat

>BTW, where did the Anagram Set category go? That
>woulda worked better. :)

There was a category shake-up early last year, as interest in old-fashioned short sets was declining (as was the standard, IMO). At about the same time a number of members also began producing sets from longer subjects which were blitzing the category come voting time, but were probably better suited to Special. So the category was pensioned off, and any good sets that have emerged since then have been either assigned to Special or split up.

For now I'll go with the latter and put in just the one that Ghud nommed (as a Topical). If that's OK with you and Allan.

RG
[2170]

[> [> [> [> Re: [NOM!] Thanks, but no thanks -- Mattias Inghe, 20:18:40 08/31/02 Sat

>For now I'll go with the latter and put in just the
>one that Ghud nommed (as a Topical). If that's OK with
>you and Allan.

Yah, that'll work.

-mattias
[2174]

[> (The World Summit on Sustainable Development = Men vowed a battle: Pollution ends this summer!) *NOM* -- Ghud Sariffian, 04:37:19 08/27/02 Tue

>The World Summit on Sustainable Development =
>Men vowed a battle: Pollution ends this summer!

Of those and the ones posted later I wanna nominate this one alone. It's well put together and almost poetic. I guess it's one for the topicals?
[2111]
The church of Scientology = Focus, get holy, con the rich. -- Maiitas Inghe, 23:23:51 08/23/02 Fri
[2055]

[> Great, though "Focus, con the holy, get rich" seems more a propos! Dont forget: "Scientology ~isnt ecology!" -- Paul Pan, 23:52:28 08/23/02 Fri
[2057]

[> [> It´s a puncuation thing, I think (see "corrected" gram) -- Mattias Inghe, 00:53:49 08/24/02 Sat

Focus: Get "holy", con the rich.

:)
[2060]

[> [> [> Aha! "The church of Scientology = Focus, get "holy", con the rich" certainly deserves an other names NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 01:48:03 08/24/02 Sat

Hey Awards Archivist, I hope your fuses are still funcional :P
[2061]

[> [> [> [> All fuses in perfect working order, thanks. :) -- Richard G, 16:39:59 08/31/02 Sat
[2171]
Death to all fanatics! = That's all I can do, Fate. -- Wayne Baisley, 13:29:53 08/31/02 Sat
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