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THE WINNERS -- Larry Brash, 08:28:47 09/09/02 Mon

Here are the results!

Congratulations to all the winners.

Larry
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[> Re: THE WINNERS -- Mike Torr, 10:34:49 09/09/02 Mon

Thanks to all those who voted for me! My first Anagrammy.
I'm absolutely 'hooter venom' (='over the moon').
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[> [> Re: THE WINNERS -- David A. Green, 10:58:11 09/09/02 Mon

>Thanks to all those who voted for me! My first
>Anagrammy.
>I'm absolutely 'hooter venom' (='over the moon').

Congratulations, Mike. The first of many for you, I hope; congrats, too, to all the other winners and entrants. And special praise to Larry & Richard for running the awards so smoothly and efficiently (as usual).
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[> [> Congratulations to Mike and Hans-Peter on their first Awards, and to all the other winners. -- Richard G, 04:15:14 09/11/02 Wed
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[> World champions -- Zoran, 12:46:20 09/09/02 Mon

Yugoslavia in basketball and me in people's name category

YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
YUGOSLAVIA
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[> [> Of course,thanks to voters and congrats to all winners,I was excited for victory of our Dream Team :-) -- Zoran, 00:18:55 09/10/02 Tue
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[> Re: THE WINNERS: Well done! And thanks to evd Richard. -- Jaybur, 17:13:20 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: THE WINNERS: Oops! Should read: Well done! And thanks to everyone, with a special word of thanks to Larry and Richard. -- Jaybur, 17:15:57 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Re: THE WINNERS ---KUTGW ---- -- Matjaz P, 19:33:07 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Congrats to all, and thanks for my 3d award :) -- Paul Pan, 21:01:13 09/09/02 Mon

...and a special thanks to my co-winner Nanaea, who made the Anagram Name project possible :)
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More rude! -- Paul Pan, 23:08:35 09/09/02 Mon

Bestiality = Lay? It bites!
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[> Re: More rude! Indeed, but old... -- Mattias Inghe, 23:24:01 09/09/02 Mon

Found it on a Google groups search a while ago.
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[> [> Re: More rude! Indeed, but old... -- Paul Pan, 23:43:09 09/09/02 Mon

Was in in some google support-group for bestiality-gone-wrong survivors?
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[> [> [> Re: More rude! Indeed, but old... -- Mattias Inghe, 00:03:31 09/10/02 Tue

>Was in in some google support-group for
>bestiality-gone-wrong survivors?

Hehe.

Well, I found it:

By Richard it seems
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[> [> [> [> Aha! n/t -- Paul Pan, 00:24:54 09/10/02 Tue
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[> [> [> [> Re: More rude! Indeed, but old... -- Richard G, 01:44:36 09/11/02 Wed

>>Was in in some google support-group for
>>bestiality-gone-wrong survivors?
>
>Hehe.
>
>Well, I found it:
>
>By Richard it seems

Jeez, thanks Mattias. ;)

RG
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[> [> [> [> [> And *you* claim manure is a drag?!?! Yeah, right :P -- Paul Pan, 03:38:22 09/11/02 Wed
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A spam i receive from time to time.. -- Matjaz P., 01:13:00 09/10/02 Tue

(The style of this spamagram is trying to copy, er, to
be ispired by some very funny works here.I apologize
if I can't meet the standard.)



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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! DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME AMERICAN !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Dear Sir/Madam,
If you are not an American Citizen yet, you should enter now for your
opportunity to win the American Green Card to live and work in the USA
through the Congress approved, official American Green Card lottery
program - the DV-2004 program.

Check Now if you can participate FREE!

Did you Know...
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=

Dear agent !
I'd want to present my cunning p.. , uh , a _green card_ request.

I've 52.. in fact - _31 years_, .My occupation..,ok,
I'm a .. er, .. a worthy young pilot, and a cockpit terro.. a .. _theorizer_,
and I cra.., uh .. _fly_, that is, any up-to-date aircraft.

I am searching for work and i'm sure i can wreck .. er.. _prove good_
to.. to the benefit of U.S Citizens.
I need information on a .. uh how to get an air map ..a.. .. _ ticket_ and a copy of
sched.. ,er , the requirenments for acquiring a _green card_.
Why not add a blueprint of DC-8... er, _DV-2004_ , too ?

You're so correct to help me with formalities!

Yours sincerely,
Masao B.
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[> Hilarious SPAM nom :) -- Paul Pan, 17:35:17 09/10/02 Tue
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[> Re: A spam i receive from time to time.. Really funny! (more) -- Mike Torr, 18:07:12 09/10/02 Tue

You may think that you've taken the easy way out by mangling the English like that, but I actually like it. It has a unique style, and conveys humour.

Only one problem: it contains the word 'requirenments' :( However, this shouldn't be hard to fix.
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[> [> Re: A spam i receive from time to time..corrected -- Matjaz P., 03:21:21 09/11/02 Wed

>Only one problem: it contains the word 'requirenments'
>:( However, this shouldn't be hard to fix.

Here, is this OK?



Dear agent !
I'd want to present my cunning pro.. , uh , a _green card_ request.

I've 52.. in fact - _31 years. My occupation?
Ok .. I'm a capt .. er .. a worthy young pilot, and a cockpit terro.. _theorizer_,
and I cra.., uh .. _fly_, that is, any aircraft .

I am searching for work and i'm sure i can wreck .. serve!, _do good_ .. to the benefit of US Citizens.
I need information on .. uh, how to get an air map .. no! a _ticket_ , and a copy of
.. er.. the requirements for acquiring a _green card_.
Why not add a blueprint update of the DC-8... er, _DV-2004_ , too ?

You are so correct to help me with formalities!


Yours sincerely,
Masao B.
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Year-end = yearned -- Wayne Baisley, 02:43:22 09/11/02 Wed

Remembering childhood anticipation of Christmas. :-)

Cheers,
Wayne
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"It's raining men" by The Weather Girls (slightly rude) -- Mike Torr, 20:29:33 09/10/02 Tue

"It's raining men" by The Weather Girls
=
Angry lesbians rewriting hit theme
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[> ["It's raining men" by The Weather Girls (slightly rude)] Ha! Nice angle, Mike. ENT NOM -- Richard G, 02:02:04 09/11/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: [ENT NOM] Thanks, Richard! -- Mike Torr, 02:17:26 09/11/02 Wed
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Rude anagrams ~ arrange as mud -- Paul Pan, 23:32:06 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Re: Rude anagrams ~ arrange as mud: Very good Paul. General *NOM*! -- Mike Torr, 00:09:38 09/10/02 Tue
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[> [> Thanks, Mike :) -- Paul Pan, 00:26:09 09/10/02 Tue
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[> Rude anagrams = Manure's a drag. -- Richard G, 01:46:27 09/11/02 Wed
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Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum! -- Mike Torr, 20:54:16 09/10/02 Tue

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!
=
Giant's sniff fell on humble (if home-made) fool.
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Atomic Clock = Cool tick, Mac! -- Mike Torr, 20:40:47 09/10/02 Tue
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Online gambling = Bill no gain, G-men! -- Paul Pan, 19:41:29 09/10/02 Tue
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Online Casino = A coin in 'n' lose -- Paul Pan, 19:31:39 09/10/02 Tue
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Playing Tetris (the degenerative story) -- Wayne Baisley, 16:04:52 09/10/02 Tue

Playing Tetris =
Pleasing. Try it!
Yes, part-tiling.
Partying tiles.
Try tiles in gap.
Pitting layers.
Tiling traps ye!
Angry tiles pit.
I try tiles -- Pang!

Cheers,
Wayne
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[> Try tiles in gap = NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 17:32:52 09/10/02 Tue
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Circumstantial evidence = Vet lacunae, indict crimes. -- Wayne Baisley, 15:24:25 09/10/02 Tue

Even indict actual crimes!

Cheers,
Wayne
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USA dream team ~ made amateurs. -- Mattias Inghe, 16:30:57 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Re: USA dream team ~ made amateurs **NOM**,but I don't know is it anagram or antigram :-) -- Zoran, 00:24:57 09/10/02 Tue
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[> [> Thanks! They were "made amateurs" by their opponents. - Or they are "amateur dames" ;) -- Mattias Inghe, 00:57:39 09/10/02 Tue
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[> [> [> Perhaps we are little harsh to them. 6th place is not so bad,still better than 10 teams,including Angola,China and Lebanon ;-) -- Zoran, 10:52:17 09/10/02 Tue
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The Universities of Oxford and Cambridge = Extra iron vigour defined fascism hotbed. -- Joe F., 10:49:22 09/10/02 Tue
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Solar heating = Oh, genial star. (plus one inside) -- Hans-Peter, 07:10:15 09/10/02 Tue

Solar heating
=
Oh, genial star.
Light on areas.



Cheers
Hans-Peter
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Elis Regina = I ear single. -- Santi, 04:35:52 09/10/02 Tue

Elis Regina is one of the greatest brazilian singers and along with Joao Gilberto the most representative interpreter of Tom Jobim's music.

Cheers,
Santi
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The Supreme Court = Come peruse truth (and more) -- Mattias Inghe, 02:39:42 09/10/02 Tue

The Supreme Court = Come peruse truth

The Senate = Tense hate

The Congress = Gore's stench

The C.I.A = I cheat
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Internet Chat = Interact, then. -- Hans-Peter, 04:08:44 09/09/02 Mon

Again: is it new?
I could only find "Internet chat rooms".
This one ois more to the point, I think.
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[> Re: Internet Chat = Interact, then. Very good! Gen NOM, H-P! -- Jaybur, 04:35:44 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: Very good! Gen NOM, H-P!] Thank you, Jay! -- Hans-Peter, 01:48:46 09/10/02 Tue
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I sprain? ~ Aspirin! -- Paul Pan, 18:02:48 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Re: I sprain? ~ Aspirin! Good ... I think that's an old one, though. -- Jaybur, 18:42:51 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> Could be, though I found no record on the 'net :) -- Paul Pan, 20:58:21 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> [> Re: Could be, though I found no record on the 'net :) A *NOM*, if new, Paul! -- Jaybur, 21:38:39 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> [> [> Thanks Janet, I'll keep my fingers crossed ;) -- Paul Pan, 21:52:26 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> [> [> [> Actually it is an oldie of Jon Gearhart....n/t -- Paul Pan, 00:30:06 09/10/02 Tue
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A candlelight ~ can lead light -- Mattias Inghe, 00:06:36 09/10/02 Tue
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Rudeness -- Mattias Inghe, 00:05:05 09/10/02 Tue

Amateur Porn =

Parent amour
A man-eruptor
Rapture, moan
Meant uproar
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Rude! -- Paul Pan, 23:06:05 09/09/02 Mon

The large penis' ~ genital herpes
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[> Oops! I rediscovered an old Mick Tullygram -- Paul Pan, 00:02:39 09/10/02 Tue
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Painter Thomas Cole = A color pastime then. -- Jaybur, 18:48:38 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Re: Painter Thomas Cole = A color pastime then. -- Jaybur, 18:50:16 09/09/02 Mon

Thomas Cole = Schoolmate.
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[> [> Re: Painter Thomas Cole = A color pastime then. -- Mike Torr, 19:29:11 09/09/02 Mon

>Thomas Cole = Schoolmate.

Namedropper. :)
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Crystal Spray Body Deodorants for men = O, persons stay dry, dry and comfortable. -- David A. Green, 10:33:06 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Very funny! Other names NOM! -- Santi, 11:18:13 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: Very funny! Other names NOM! Seconded, David. -- Jaybur, 18:44:04 09/09/02 Mon
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Booze -- Mattias Inghe, 08:25:41 09/09/02 Mon

Stolichnaya = Holy? Satanic!

Bacardi = Bar acid

Absolut = Bloat us

Jack Daniel's = Jack's denial

Glenfiddish = Did shelf Gin
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[> NOM 'n' more -- Paul Pan, 18:29:11 09/09/02 Mon

"Stolichnaya = Holy? Satanic!" is my favourite :)

Dom Perignon = Men drooping
Southern Comfort = Froth on customer
Jose Cuervo = Source: Jove
Grand Marnier = Mind arranger
Remy Martin = It: merry man
Jameson = Nose jam
Glenfiddish = He's fiddling = She fiddling = She did fling = He did flings
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Poole, Dorset, England = One old port's a legend! -- Jaybur, 18:21:12 09/09/02 Mon
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The diarist Samuel Pepys = As I imply, puts dates here. [more] -- Jaybur, 17:23:05 09/09/02 Mon

The diarist Samuel Pepys =

As I imply, puts dates here.

or

Simply, as I put dates here.
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Chain letter? = I can't let her. -- Wayne Baisley, 15:31:53 09/09/02 Mon
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Internet relay chat = A nether centrality (or, An ether centrality) -- Wayne Baisley, 13:16:13 09/09/02 Mon
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Horse races betting = He cares trot begins. -- Santi, 11:48:10 09/09/02 Mon
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[> Re: Horse races betting = He cares trot begins. -- Santi, 11:52:01 09/09/02 Mon

Or also:

Horse betting = He begins trot

Referring to the horse and not to the better this time

Cheers,
Santi.
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Sundry anagrams -- Jaybur, 02:50:47 09/09/02 Mon

The Corolla = Hello to car!

George Alagiah = Hi! A goggle area. [TV Newsreader]

Iceland Foods = Sold a fine cod.

The police force = Cop left... Cheerio!
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[> [The Corolla = Hello to car!] Other Names nom, Jaybur! -- Richard G, 03:29:58 09/09/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: [The Corolla = Hello to car!] Other Names nom, Jaybur! Thanks, Richard! -- Jaybur, 04:36:50 09/09/02 Mon
[2387]
September noms now updated -- Richard G, 03:34:48 09/09/02 Mon

Click here for the current list
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Leonardo da Vinci = A darn cool divine -- Ghud Sariffian, 03:24:06 09/09/02 Mon
[2382]
Air coach fed kin ... Chicken Afraido -- Wayne Baisley, 14:30:03 09/07/02 Sat
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[> Re: Chicken Afraido - shouldn't that be "Alfredo"? -- Mike Torr, 21:08:36 09/07/02 Sat
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[> [> Re: Chicken Afraido - It's what's for dinner -- Wayne Baisley, 15:23:48 09/08/02 Sun

Imagine this scene ...

An 8-year-old is telling a friend about his aunt's recent visit. She doesn't much care for flying, and had gone on at length with various complaints from fear that the wings would fall off to the terrible food. He wasn't quite sure what the meal was, but it sounded like she said "Chicken Afraido", which is a pretty funny dinner to serve people who are scared of flying. Also, she said it gave her the runs. He didn't know what that was either, but it sounded a little naughty and made him laugh. "Air coach fed kin ... Chicken Afraido"

Welcome to a minute inside my anagrammed head. Okay, so it was more about the wordplay than the anagram. Sue me. :-)

Cheers,
Wayne

ObAna: Mike Torr = Retire, run amok.
(Sounds like an excellent plan!)
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[> [> [> Re: Chicken Afraido - It's what's for dinner -- Mike Torr, 20:58:45 09/08/02 Sun

>Imagine this scene ...
>
>An 8-year-old is telling a friend about his aunt's
>recent visit. She doesn't much care for flying, and
>had gone on at length with various complaints from
>fear that the wings would fall off to the terrible
>food. He wasn't quite sure what the meal was, but it
>sounded like she said "Chicken Afraido", which is a
>pretty funny dinner to serve people who are scared of
>flying. Also, she said it gave her the runs. He
>didn't know what that was either, but it sounded a
>little naughty and made him laugh. "Air coach fed kin
>... Chicken Afraido"
>
>Welcome to a minute inside my anagrammed head. Okay,
>so it was more about the wordplay than the anagram.
>Sue me. :-)
>
>Cheers,
>Wayne
OK, I can't really complain - I create wordplay all the time myself! :)

>ObAna: Mike Torr = Retire, run amok.
>(Sounds like an excellent plan!)
It is. And it's one that I intend to follow. After all, Mike Torr = I'm a nuke terror!
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Politically incorrect? -- Mattias Inghe, 04:41:01 09/08/02 Sun

Steve Earle's Taliban song = One settles a brave signal
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[> And another one... -- Mattias Inghe, 08:08:03 09/08/02 Sun

American Taliban John Walker Lindh = Hijack-trained hell-blown arian man
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Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis (A bit rude) -- Larry Brash, 02:34:45 09/08/02 Sun

Oasis will be visiting Newcastle soon. I'll skip the experience, thanks.

Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis =
Moral failing? Gaol damn arseholes!
O, some hard gang of real ill animals.
Ill-mannered galahs, so aim for gaol.

Larry
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More than a feeling -- Zoran, 01:23:23 09/08/02 Sun

More than a feeling
=
Heart of mine angel
Angel of mine heart
He-man feat.one girl



Cheers,Zoran
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Botticelli's 'Primavera' + Bye! -- Mey K., 00:39:23 09/08/02 Sun


I'll be off to Italy tomorrow night, to explore the wonderful sights of the Tuscany region.
3 similar variations on a must-see in the Uffizi Gallery, in Florence:

Sandro Botticelli's "Primavera":

Vibrant realm's pictorial odes.
Pictorial emerald - so vibrant!
Models are vibrant, pictorial.

Bye all and keep up the good work! See you in 2 weeks!

Mey K.
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[> Holiday wishes + (c)rude stuff -- Paul Pan, 01:22:18 09/08/02 Sun

Enjoy yourself, and bring us back lotsa 'grams :)

Sights of Tuscany
=
I shag softy cunts
Gosh! Satisfy cunt!
Soft! His cunt's gay!
Hung fascist toys
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Behavior Modification = Inhibitor of a mad voice. -- Mey K., 08:18:53 09/07/02 Sat
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[> Re: Behavior Modification: Worth a Gen NOM! -- Mike Torr, 21:07:09 09/07/02 Sat
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[> [> Re: Behavior Modification: Worth a Gen NOM! Thank you, Mike! -- Mey K., 00:38:10 09/08/02 Sun
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Gillian Anderson -- Myles, 21:46:39 09/06/02 Fri

Probably old ones, but giving it a go!

Gillian Anderson =

An old, insane girl
On darling aliens
Darn! Losing alien
Do alien snarling
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[> Re: Gillian Anderson -- Larry Brash, 18:04:56 09/07/02 Sat

>Probably old ones, but giving it a go!
>
>Gillian Anderson =
>
>An old, insane girl
>On darling aliens

No aliens, darling!
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[> [> Gillian Anderson = or "aliens landing" -- Santi, 00:09:49 09/08/02 Sun

>>Probably old ones, but giving it a go!
>>
>>Gillian Anderson =
>>
>>An old, insane girl
>>On darling aliens
>
>No aliens, darling!
[2371]
The Hustler Magazine -- Santi, 03:56:58 09/07/02 Sat

The Hustler Magazine =
Human relish gazette.
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[> Re: The Hustler Magazine: Oh, Bravo! NOM (ent? ;-) -- Mike Torr, 08:33:26 09/07/02 Sat
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[> [> Re: The Hustler Magazine: Oh, Bravo! NOM (ent? ;-) -- Santi, 23:55:18 09/07/02 Sat

Thanks.
I guess ENT is a good choice.
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[> Playboy and Hustler = All the US porn by day. -- Santi, 23:57:19 09/07/02 Sat
[2370]
VOTING CLOSES IN 24 HOURS -- Larry Brash, 22:52:54 09/07/02 Sat

Voting will close in approximately 24 hours.

The URL direct to the Anagrammy Voting Page is:
HERE

If you have already voted this month, please ignore this message. If not, vote now, before it is too late.

Thank you

Larry
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George Bush (slightly rude) -- Joe F., 10:06:41 09/04/02 Wed

George Bush = Huger B.S. ego
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[> Re: George Bush (slightly rude) -- Richard G, 15:16:23 09/04/02 Wed

>George Bush = Huger B.S. ego

All too true... :(

President Bush of the USA =
A fresh one, but he's stupid.

RG
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[> [> Re: George Bush (slightly rude) *NOM* -- Mey K., 07:23:51 09/05/02 Thu

>>George Bush = Huger B.S. ego
>
>All too true... :(
>
>President Bush of the USA =
>A fresh one, but he's stupid.

Both great! RG's gets a People's Name Nom.

George W. Bush = He grew bogus.

Later!,
Mey K.
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[> [> [> [*NOM*] Ta Mey. -- Richard G, 19:14:52 09/07/02 Sat
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Some americans -- Ghud Sariffian, 09:24:27 09/06/02 Fri

Dolly Parton = Partly old, no?

Jerry Seinfeld = Friendly jeers (must be old)

Al Sharpton = Sharp tonal

Gene Simmons = Immense song

Actress Liv Tyler = Sly clever artist

Denis Leary = Lines ready

Maurice Greene = I run, emerge ace

Sean Coombs aka P Diddy = Somebody and said pack
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[> Re: Some americans NOM -- Joe F., 09:41:42 09/06/02 Fri

>Maurice Greene = I run, emerge ace

This is my favourite. People's Name NOM!
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[> [> Re: Some americans NOM - Old one of mine, I'm afraid. -- Larry the Spoilsport, 18:00:09 09/07/02 Sat
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[> [> [> Re: Some americans NOM - Old one of Don Fortier, I'm afraid. -- Larry The Absent-minded., 18:02:51 09/07/02 Sat
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[> Re: Some americans -- Mattias Inghe, 23:09:02 09/06/02 Fri

>Dolly Parton = Partly old, no?
Indeed!
Hereīs another one:
Dolly Parton = No party doll

>Jerry Seinfeld = Friendly jeers (must be old)
Yup. http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/jerrys.html

>Al Sharpton = Sharp tonal
Al Sharpton = alt.orphans

>Maurice Greene = I run, emerge ace
The best one here. Itīs already nommed, I see.

>Sean Coombs aka P Diddy = Somebody and said pack
Sean Coombs aka P Diddy = Basic spooky named "Dad"
(paid odds smack on Ebay.)
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[> [> Re: Some americans -- Mattias Inghe, 23:21:04 09/06/02 Fri


>Sean Coombs aka P Diddy = Basic spooky named "Dad"

That should perhaps be:

Oops, mean Daddy is back!
[2334]
Prescription medications = In practice, I do not impress. -- Larry Brash, 10:32:07 09/07/02 Sat
[2354]

[> Re:[Prescription medications = In practice, I do not impress]GEN NOM, Larry! -- Jaybur, 17:13:32 09/07/02 Sat
[2357]

[> [> Thanks, Janet & Some more -- Larry Brash, 17:51:55 09/07/02 Sat

Prescription medications =
Doctor's receipts? I'm in pain.
Pest cries, "I'm in pain, doctor!"
Impaction? Dr Ernesto is pic.
[2361]
Dear Penthouse (A rude short story) -- Mattias Inghe, 23:57:06 09/06/02 Fri

Intercourse: > Sincere tour.
----------------------------

The courtship: > Rush the topic!
- Spotted her in the bar, > her top hinted breast.
- She smiled at me and came over, > her model-ass made men active.

The seduction: > It needs touch.
- Smooth-talking, > moonlight task.
- Serenades, romantic > and are most sincere.

The foreplay: > Oh feel-party!
- I grab her tits, > right is bare.
- She grabs my groin, > my big organ's hers.

The intercourse: > Insert, cheer out!
- My genitals > gently aims.
- Her genitals > is then large.

The orgasms: > Those grams. :)
- So, mating her > I then orgasm.
- Finally, she orgasms > as she formally sing.

The afterglow: > Who felt great?
- Exhausted, I collapse. > "A sexual epic!", she told.
- Adored while bang, i try to ensure > "You werenīt so bad either, darling."

The aftermath: > That far theme.
- She leaves early in the morning. > This girl only seem near heaven.
- I never again saw her. > Ha, I even rang, I swear!
[2336]

[> Re: Dear Penthouse - Correction. -- Mattias Inghe, 23:59:43 09/06/02 Fri

Just corrected the last line.


--------------------------------------------------



Intercourse: > Sincere tour.
----------------------------

The courtship: > Rush the topic!
- Spotted her in the bar, > her top hinted breast.
- She smiled at me and came over, > her model-ass made men active.

The seduction: > It needs touch.
- Smooth-talking, > moonlight task.
- Serenades, romantic > and are most sincere.

The foreplay: > Oh feel-party!
- I grab her tits, > right is bare.
- She grabs my groin, > my big organ's hers.

The intercourse: > Insert, cheer out!
- My genitals > gently aims.
- Her genitals > is then large.

The orgasms: > Those grams. :)
- So, mating her > I then orgasm.
- Finally, she orgasms > as she formally sing.

The afterglow: > Who felt great?
- Exhausted, I collapse. > "A sexual epic!", she told.
- Adored while bang, i try to ensure > "You werenīt so bad either, darling."

The aftermath: > That far theme.
- She leaves early in the morning. > This girl only seem near heaven.
- I never saw her again. > Ha, I even rang, I swear!
[2337]

[> [> LOL!! Excellent, Special NOM for sure! -- Joe F., 00:56:20 09/07/02 Sat
[2339]

[> [> I second that!!! n/t -- Paul Pan, 01:11:52 09/07/02 Sat
[2341]

[> [> [> Thank you folks! Enjoy the...um...reading. ;) -- Mattias Inghe, 02:09:08 09/07/02 Sat

[2343]

[> [> Re: Dear Penthouse - another (little) Correction. -- Larry, 17:36:59 09/07/02 Sat


> - I grab her tits, > right is bare.

I grab her tits, > right, it's bare.
[2360]
Colonic Spam -- Mey K., 21:36:17 09/05/02 Thu


<goodbotanicals5050h28@yahoo.com> brought my lunch back up with:

>Time to detox!

Oh, dear god! FAR too many revolting options to assault this text. So instead, I just wondered what would happen if this text had reached someone whose sense of morbid humor is somewhat amiss.
WARNING - Graphic Spam-text ahead!


Any build-up of old pockets of waste matter (diverticulitis) produces fermentation, putrefaction and stagnant packets of poisons and harmful bacteria (a condition of autointoxication or self-poisoning). These toxins constantly seep into the bloodstream and lymph. They eventually settle into the weakest areas of the body, then various symptoms develop and are given names according to those areas and the degree of cell degeneration.

Unfortunately the symptoms found elsewhere in the body resulting from the toxic overload in the bowel, are generally treated rather than the cause in the bowel. Even if one succeeds in strengthening the weak area or suppressing the symptom, the toxic flow from the bowel will simply find another weak area to break through.

As Dr. Jensen puts it, "Every tissue is fed by the blood, which is supplied by the bowel. When the bowel is dirty, the blood is dirty and so on to the organs and tissues." Parasite heaven.....a dirty, unhealthy intestinal tract.

=


Hello, kind sender!

I've found the e-mail you dropped down my inbox. Many thanks! Its text grabbed my attention so, that I read it at the dinner-table to the wife and son. Unfortunately, it damaged their appetite a bit; In fact, the wife has lost control of her sanity, and the son's long gone.
Now, at the risk of sounding petty, or even tactless, here are a few general, unresolved issues concerning your letter:

1. Is the poop terminology supposed to coax us into buying something? I'm afraid I rarely catch up with the current 'web' fashions, so you'll have to help me out here. Aren't leads as "You may have won the lottery" more inviting than a review of fecal problems?

2. Is this the same Dr. Jensen that posted me about his "Powerful Diet Pills" only ten days ago? Or the "Advanced Penis Stretcher", two weeks back?

3. Do tell, are you by any chance related to DeepDrillsPrincess, that sent me that brief fable of an obsession with the scent of colons? I'd love to see how it turns out.

Fascinated, but a tad perplexed,
H. Kissinger


Later!,
Mey K.
[2293]

[> Re: Colonic Spam -- Ugh! Spam NOM -- Mike Torr, 22:41:56 09/05/02 Thu
[2295]

[> [> Re: Colonic Spam -- Ugh! Spam NOM - Yuck! Seconed! -- Ghud Sariffian, 07:50:36 09/06/02 Fri
[2317]

[> [> [> Eww! Thanks! :) -- Mey K., 08:16:17 09/07/02 Sat


Colonic Spam = Plan so comic! (oddest scheme I've ever seen...)

Later!,
Mey K.
[2350]

[> Re: Colonic Spam BRILLIANT, AS USUAL! That should kill off the competition ;-) -- Larry Brash, 17:28:52 09/07/02 Sat
[2359]
The Mcafee VirusScan Professional = Save a PC user from infection hassle. -- David A. Green, 10:50:16 09/07/02 Sat
[2355]

[> Re: The Mcafee VirusScan Professional: Other Names NOM, David! -- Jaybur, 17:15:49 09/07/02 Sat
[2358]
biljettenraam (nt) -- stan van de wouwer, 04:55:00 09/07/02 Sat


--
Posted using Sater anagram checker v. 5.0 (online)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/maanrag/sater.html
[2347]

[> Pardon? -- Mike Torr, 08:32:18 09/07/02 Sat
[2352]
The Bond Girls = Blondes, right? -- Mey K., 07:27:13 09/05/02 Thu
[2272]

[> Re: The Bond Girls = Blondes, right? Ent. NOM, Mey. -- Jaybur, 08:27:53 09/05/02 Thu
[2275]

[> [> Re: The Bond Girls = Blondes, right? **2nd NOM !** (No reds ?Blight !) -- Zoran, 22:48:23 09/05/02 Thu
[2297]

[> [> [> Thanx, Janet & Zoran! -- Mey K., 08:09:59 09/07/02 Sat


I guess, then, that The Bond film series ~ is mere blond-fetish. :)

Later!,
Mey K.
[2349]
Smile! Youīre on Candid camera! = My! American audience drools. -- Hans-Peter, 01:34:47 09/07/02 Sat
[2342]

[> Re: My! American audience drools: Ent. NOM, H-P! -- Jaybur, 04:38:19 09/07/02 Sat
[2345]

[> [> Re: Ent. NOM, H-P! Thank you! -- Hans-Peter, 05:06:25 09/07/02 Sat
[2348]
Composer Tomaso Giovanni Albinoni = Inspiration! A man's cool, moving, oboe. -- Jaybur, 22:01:31 09/06/02 Fri
[2328]

[> Cool name NOM Janet :) -- Paul Pan, 22:51:52 09/06/02 Fri
[2330]

[> [> Re: Cool name NOM Janet :) Thanks, Paul! -- Jaybur, 04:39:48 09/07/02 Sat
[2346]
Distorted Religion (RUDE) -- Joe F., 09:43:25 09/06/02 Fri

I ask it in the Name of the Son of God Jesus Christ ~ to suck aniseed jam off those tits.... higher sin, no?
[2325]

[> ROTFL! Rude NOM ! -- Paul Pan, 22:52:52 09/06/02 Fri
[2331]

[> [> Re: ROTFL! Rude NOM ! Thanks Paul :) -- Joe F., 00:57:41 09/07/02 Sat
[2340]
The National Rifle Association = Another Italian loonie fascist ? -- Paul Pan, 00:10:36 09/07/02 Sat
[2338]
The Rolling Stones is touring = Seniors still getting honour -- Mattias Inghe, 02:09:29 09/06/02 Fri
[2306]

[> Re: [Seniors still getting honour] - *NOM* (and more) -- Ghud Sariffian, 07:46:00 09/06/02 Fri

Canīt decide which category. Entertainment or Topical?

2 more:

Honest girls, it's long routine.
Urging Stones, "Hit notes or iīll..."
[2316]

[> [> Re: [Seniors still getting honour] - *NOM* - Thanks Ghud! -- Mattias Inghe, 23:24:16 09/06/02 Fri

>Canīt decide which category. Entertainment or Topical?

Topical i guess. The tour just started so Iīd say itīs pretty current.
[2335]
Max Weber = We be Marx -- Paul Pan, 23:02:55 09/06/02 Fri
[2332]
Rolling Stones -- Santi, 08:09:11 09/06/02 Fri

Rolling Stone =
One strolling.

A rolling stone =
Lo! I learnt song!
or "tonal single".

Rolling Stones =
Strolling nose.

Cheers,
Santi
[2320]

[> Re: Rolling Stones -- Ghud Sariffian, 09:05:51 09/06/02 Fri

>Rolling Stones =
>Strolling nose.

Rolling Stones = One troll sings

:)
[2322]

[> [> Other name NOM! Aptest Jagger description to date ;) -- Paul Pan, 22:50:39 09/06/02 Fri


>Rolling Stones = One troll sings
[2329]
Thomas Gainsborough = Aha! So go brushing, Tom! -- Jaybur, 21:55:30 09/06/02 Fri
[2327]
Eastern Communism = Crimes as monument -- Ghud Sariffian, 07:56:24 09/06/02 Fri
[2319]

[> Re: Eastern Communism: NOM. But.. general? topical? Not sure. -- Mike Torr, 08:57:01 09/06/02 Fri
[2321]
Western Capitalism = I want special terms! -- Ghud Sariffian, 07:54:26 09/06/02 Fri
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