>.anagrammy.com/current.html.
>
>Selections to Larry please.
I have just updated the Current NOMs page.
Could you please select your choices for the final list and email then to me.
Thanks
Larry.
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[> [> Re: May nominations are now CLOSED **SELECTIONS, PLEASE** -- Larry Brash, 08:28:35 06/03/02 Mon
I have just updated the Current NOMs page.
Could you please select your choices for the final list and email then to me.
Thanks
Larry.
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[> [> [> Re: May nominations are now CLOSED **SELECTIONS, PLEASE** -- Joe F., 11:22:10 06/03/02 Mon
>I have just the Current NOMs page.
Erm ok, I'll take your word for it, but I can't see the updated one, only the old one.
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[> [> [> [> Re: May nominations are now CLOSED **SELECTIONS, PLEASE** -- Joe F., 04:11:57 06/04/02 Tue
>>I have just the Current NOMs page.
>
>Erm ok, I'll take your word for it, but I can't see
>the updated one, only the old one.
Ok ignore that, it seems that I have a remarkable ability to solve problems by pointing them out :)
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paardelul = dr. aape lul skate = steaknaam ... -- pieter, 02:21:59 06/02/02 Sun
paardelul = dr. aape lul
skate = steak
naam = maan
lul = lul
pik = kip
kerst = sterk
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[559]
[> Re: paardelul = dr. aape lul skate = steaknaam ... -- Larry Brash, 03:35:52 06/02/02 Sun
>lul = lul
Hmmmmm....
Larry
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Spam found in a.a -- Pedt, 05:54:59 06/01/02 Sat
If this message is off-topic for this group please stop reading now.
I opologize for any miss-postings.
Hello everyone. I'd like to invite you to our brand new IRC server. The stats are as follows:
Birth Date: Fri May 10 2002 at 02:40:59 PDT, compile # 1 On-line since Fri May 24 15:14:41 2002 ReleaseID (unrealircd[draconic(961323751/000)])
It is equipped with all the standard IRC services such as ChanServ, NickServ, Memoserv, etc.
The server is run by a friend of mine who set it up after several server changes and misc crap with IRCops.
The website, www.darkfalls.net is being worked on right now and should be up soon.
Everyone of every origin is welcome to join us on irc.darkfalls.net port 6667. But please, if you plan on flooding/complaining about spam/etc don't bother coming. You come of your own free will. No complaining please.
In mIRC type /server irc.DarkFalls.net 6667
Or type /server irc.DarkFalls.com 6667
If you don't have mIRC click here.
=
Wow! I'm a low-brain wretched pillock for prolifically and remorselessly spamming 249,522,312 people willy-nilly with a very rubbish request that I really don't want 249,522,311 clever people reading if rabidly dispossessed against either IRC:6667 or my ranting to promote services cynics do not like to have shoved in their faces as I spew over Usenet, voiding it out of the rear orifice, by not checking if my crap posting is really wanted in alt.anagrams or elsewhere.
If you wish to visit and moan about me before I lose the relevant account in 4,674 seconds from now, then be warned like the other 61,761,000 damn curt, vitriolic correspondents and cads, you can go take proverbial running jumps or multiple hikes off a few cliffs as I have interest approaching zero (0.000000151661) to see profuse,
discommodious, concurrent crescendos of uncivil, miffed, oppressive remarks flooding IRC:6667 servers for wrecking purposes.
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[> Re: Spam found in a.a *SPAM NOM*, Pedt! -- Allan Morley, 10:26:03 06/01/02 Sat
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[> [> Re: Spam found in a.a *SPAM NOM*, Pedt! - Thanks Allan [NT] -- Pedt, 18:07:52 06/01/02 Sat
[558]
Supremacists -- Zoran R., 14:08:54 05/02/02 Thu
Supremacists
=
Racism's set-up
Racism upsets
Mass pictures
Scums' parties
Zoran
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[> Re: Supremacists -- Joe Fathallah, 03:55:21 05/03/02 Fri
>Supremacists
>=
>Racism's set-up
>Racism upsets ***
>Mass pictures
>Scums' parties
*** I like this one!
Joe
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[> [> Re: Supremacists -- Zoran R., 08:12:00 05/08/02 Wed
Thanks,I also think it's
the best among them.
Zoran
>>Supremacists
>>=
>>Racism's set-up
>>Racism upsets ***
>>Mass pictures
>>Scums' parties
>
>*** I like this one!
>
>Joe
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[> [> Re: Supremacists *Self-NOM* -- Zoran R., 05:28:05 06/01/02 Sat
>>Supremacists
>>Racism upsets ***
>*** I like this one!
>
>Joe
Me also,so it will be my only NOM for this month.
Zoran
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[> [> [> Re: Supremacists *Self-NOM* -- Joe F., 05:49:28 06/01/02 Sat
The reason I didn't NOM it was that a very similar 'gram, "Supremacist" = "Racism set-up", is old. I don't know whether or not the self-NOM will be accepted.
[548]
[> [> [> [> Re: Supremacists *Self-NOM* -- Richard G, 11:20:22 06/01/02 Sat
>The reason I didn't NOM it was that a very similar
>'gram, "Supremacist" = "Racism set-up", is old. I
>don't know whether or not the self-NOM will be
>accepted.
Hmmmm... Even though the meanings of the two 'grams are different, because the keyword is identical I'd consider them to be variants on the same basic idea. So (unless Larry disagrees), sorry Zoran.
RG
[557]
The many faces of international politics -- Joe F., 12:40:08 05/31/02 Fri
International politics
=
Clinton in a patriot's lie
Intern spoilt a lot in CIA
Iran on topical lie stint
Titanic plots on airline
Israel in on titanic plot
Intentional liars' topic
Intolerant politicians
Coalition : Instant peril
Capitalist, or into Lenin?
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[> Re: The many faces of international politics *SPECIAL NOM* -- Richard G, 16:05:50 05/31/02 Fri
>International politics
>=
>Clinton in a patriot's lie
>Intern spoilt a lot in CIA
>Iran on topical lie stint
>Titanic plots on airline
>Israel in on titanic plot
>Intentional liars' topic
>Intolerant politicians
>Coalition : Instant peril
>Capitalist, or into Lenin?
There are many fine 'grams here, Joe. Rather than pick just one here's a ***Special Nom*** for the whole set.
RG
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[> [> Re: The many faces of international politics *SPECIAL NOM* -- Joe F., 01:02:49 06/01/02 Sat
>There are many fine 'grams here, Joe. Rather than pick
>just one here's a ***Special Nom*** for the whole set.
Thanks RG, you've really been nice to me this month! :-) I think there's loads more in it as well. I found about 30 good base words and only got through about 12 or 13 of them before I got totally bored and gave up. Maybe it might be worth someone else having a go at it?
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[> [> [> Re: The many faces of international politics *SPECIAL NOM* -- Richard G, 11:10:31 06/01/02 Sat
>>There are many fine 'grams here, Joe. Rather than pick
>>just one here's a ***Special Nom*** for the whole set.
>
>Thanks RG, you've really been nice to me this month!
>:-)
Don't sound so surprised, Joe. ;)
Politicians = Is in Capitol.
RG
[556]
Just found a nice one - am I too late? -- Allan Morley, 10:29:56 06/01/02 Sat
Shampoo and conditioner =
Tonic on one's damp hairdo.
:-)
Allan
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[> Just in time! *GEN NOM*, Allan. -- Richard G, 11:00:42 06/01/02 Sat
[554]
A funny poem -- Allan Morley, 13:47:03 05/29/02 Wed
From the Irish
by Ian Duhig
According to Dineen, a Gael unsurpassed
in lexicographical enterprise, the Irish
for moon means 'the white circle in a slice
of half-boiled potato or turnip'. A star
is the mark on the forehead of a beast
and the sun is the bottom of a lake, or well.
Well, if I say to you your face
is like a slice of half-boiled turnip,
your hair is the colour of a lake's bottom
and at the centre of each of your eyes
is the mark of the beast, it is because
I want to love you properly, according to Dineen.
=
Beware the Too Literal!
by Idi Hagun
It is weird: according to the fat dictionary
in the office, 'seeing stars' occurs
if you are clobbered on the head, a 'moon'
is a boorish pair of exposed buttocks and 'sun'
is a coarse tropical fiber similar to hemp.
Therefore, my little one, when I crooned that your hair
is like a heap of the cheap stuff they used
for manufacturing rope, to look into your eyes
is reminiscent of a blow to the skull
and you have a face like an arse,
all I meant... oh all right, I'll sleep on the sofa.
;-)
Allan
P.S. My wife took it well. :-)
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[> Re: A funny poem *NOM* -- Mey K., 20:18:56 05/29/02 Wed
>From the Irish
>by Ian Duhig
>
>According to Dineen, a Gael unsurpassed
>in lexicographical enterprise, the Irish
>for moon means 'the white circle in a slice
>of half-boiled potato or turnip'. A star
>is the mark on the forehead of a beast
>and the sun is the bottom of a lake, or well.
>
>Well, if I say to you your face
>is like a slice of half-boiled turnip,
>your hair is the colour of a lake's bottom
>and at the centre of each of your eyes
>is the mark of the beast, it is because
>I want to love you properly, according to Dineen.
>
>=
>
>Beware the Too Literal!
>by Idi Hagun
>
>It is weird: according to the fat dictionary
>in the office, 'seeing stars' occurs
>if you are clobbered on the head, a 'moon'
>is a boorish pair of exposed buttocks and 'sun'
>is a coarse tropical fiber similar to hemp.
>
>Therefore, my little one, when I crooned that your hair
>is like a heap of the cheap stuff they used
>for manufacturing rope, to look into your eyes
>is reminiscent of a blow to the skull
>and you have a face like an arse,
>all I meant... oh all right, I'll sleep on the sofa.
Very original and witty, Allan! Special Nom.
>P.S. My wife took it well. :-)
Remeber, the arm-rest is bad for your neck. :)
Later!,
Mey K.
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[> [> Re: A funny poem *NOM* Love it! I second the NOM! -- Jaybur, 17:48:54 05/30/02 Thu
[523]
[> [> Re: A funny poem *NOM* Thirded! -- Richard G, 16:24:34 05/31/02 Fri
[snip]
>Very original and witty, Allan! Special Nom.
Great, Allan! Goes nicely with your D.H. Lawrence poem. And your 12 Days of Xmas gone wrong, for that matter..... er, are you sure everything's all right at your place? ;)
>>P.S. My wife took it well. :-)
>Remeber, the arm-rest is bad for your neck. :)
Is your wife's first initial 'V', by any chance?
RG
[538]
[> [> [> Re: A funny poem *NOM* Thirded! -- Allan Morley, 10:38:07 06/01/02 Sat
>[snip]
>>Very original and witty, Allan! Special Nom.
>Great, Allan! Goes nicely with your D.H. Lawrence
>poem. And your 12 Days of Xmas gone wrong, for that
>matter..... er, are you sure everything's all right at
>your place? ;)
:-)
>>>P.S. My wife took it well. :-)
>>Remeber, the arm-rest is bad for your neck. :)
>Is your wife's first initial 'V', by any chance?
Ha! Clever! :-)
No, "My lover" doesn't begin with V. She doesn't use the name Morley either, and has threatened me with the sort of thing I 'gram about if I give out her name. :-O
Allan
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[> [> [> [> And thankyou everybody for the NOMs! -- Allan Morley, 10:39:35 06/01/02 Sat
[553]
Military funerals... -- Jaybur, 18:19:46 05/30/02 Thu
The military funeral = Army life: then ritual.
Military funerals = It's final army rule.
[525]
[> GEN NOM for "The military funeral = Army life: then ritual." -- Richard G, 15:56:24 05/31/02 Fri
[535]
[> [> Re: GEN NOM for "The military funeral = Army life: then ritual." Thanks, RG! -- Jaybur, 03:55:02 06/01/02 Sat
[546]
I think I can... -- Mey K., 19:37:00 05/18/02 Sat
A children's classic:
Watty Piper's 'The Little Engine That Could'
=
Willing attitude can help to try the steep!
Or:
Will & gritty attitude can help on the steep!
Later,
Mey K.
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[> Re: I think I can... *NOM* -- Mey K., 03:21:51 06/01/02 Sat
>
>A children's classic:
>
>Watty Piper's 'The Little Engine That Could'
>=
>Will & gritty attitude can help on the steep!
Not a bad one if you know the story, so I'll self-nom it in Entertainment.
Later!,
Mey K.
[545]
She's a sight for sore eyes (CRUDE) -- Mey K., 09:24:14 05/31/02 Fri
She's a sight for sore eyes = Yes, her ass soothes grief!
Later,
Mey K.
[531]
[> RUDE nom, you rude boy. -- Richard G, 16:02:26 05/31/02 Fri
[536]
[> [> Re: RUDE nom, you rude boy. Glad you liked it, RG! -- Mey K., 03:18:23 06/01/02 Sat
[544]
Subtle political satire [rude] -- Richard G, 16:33:44 05/31/02 Fri
The Bush administration =
Shit brain - mouth instead.
RG
[540]
[> Re: Subtle political satire [rude] *NOM* -- Joe F., 01:07:55 06/01/02 Sat
>The Bush administration =
>Shit brain - mouth instead.
ROTFLMAO! NOM! Other Names I suppose, or perhaps Rude?
[543]
A little bit rude -- Richard G, 16:30:34 05/31/02 Fri
Is this the face that launched a thousand ships? =
Said his hot pet Helen had such a fantastic tush.
RG
[539]
Fats Waller =Waterfalls -- Santi, 10:57:04 05/30/02 Thu
dumb, but funny.
Also:
Fats Waller =
A swell fart.
[518]
[> Re: Fats Waller =Waterfalls -- Richard G, 15:54:32 05/31/02 Fri
>dumb, but funny.
Cute, Santi! I like it. I hadn't seen it before but unfortunately it's pretty old (first appears in Google in 1994).
Incidentally, there's a whole page of these at http://www.wordways.com/celeb.htm (compiled by Mike Keith) if you're interested.
RG
[534]
Spider-Man -- Mey K., 09:27:01 05/31/02 Fri
Over 330 million dollars in the US alone, in just 4 weeks:
Hit Feature 'Spider-Man' of director Sam Raimi
=
Summer Arachno-Ride? I estimated fair profit.
Later!,
Mey K.
[532]
A weather prophet = Ah, prepare: hot, wet! -- Jaybur, 03:08:08 05/31/02 Fri
[530]
Aphrodisiac .. or 'I paid cash.'. -- Matjaz P., 21:06:59 05/29/02 Wed
[516]
[> Re: Aphrodisiac .. or 'I paid cash.'. NOM from Adele, my secretary. -- Larry Brash, 14:48:05 05/30/02 Thu
[521]
[> [> Re: Aphrodisiac .. or 'I paid cash.'. NOM from Adele, my secretary. Seconded! -- Jaybur, 19:55:53 05/30/02 Thu
[527]
[> [> [> Re: Aphrodisiac .. or 'I paid cash.'. NOM thanks larry, Janet and especially Adele! -- Matjaz P., 21:47:12 05/30/02 Thu
[529]
Support hose = Oh, to press up! -- Jaybur, 20:54:30 05/30/02 Thu
[528]
Duke Ellington ~ liked long tune. -- Santi, 10:47:00 05/30/02 Thu
[517]
[> Re: Duke Ellington ~ liked long tune.*NOM* Name or Ent. -- Jaybur, 17:46:55 05/30/02 Thu
[522]
[> [> Re: Duke Ellington ~ liked long tune.*NOM* Name or Ent. -- Santi, 19:43:54 05/30/02 Thu
Thanks, Jaybur!
[526]
Enough strife = Rue one's fight. -- Jaybur, 07:17:53 05/29/02 Wed
[509]
[> Re: Enough strife = Rue one's fight. Gen Nom, Janet -- Allan Morley, 13:07:20 05/29/02 Wed
[510]
[> [> Re: Enough strife = Rue one's fight. Gen Nom, Janet Thanks, Allan! -- Jaybur, 17:51:14 05/30/02 Thu
[524]
The masses = Them asses #2 -- Joe F., 12:19:39 05/30/02 Thu
The entirely politically orthodox people ~ enroll politely, explore the path to idiocy
[520]
Peerless sleepers. -- Santi, 11:06:41 05/30/02 Thu
Nice anagram pair:
Peerless sleepers.
[519]
A rash... (CRUDE) -- Mey K., 20:23:01 05/29/02 Wed
A rash in my crotch = Scratch - I am horny...
Later,
Mey K.
[515]
9-11 aftermath -- Mey K., 08:01:42 05/28/02 Tue
The congressional investigation into the Sept. 11 intelligence fiasco has turned up more and more missed clues, including the FBI's Williams memo and the Moussaoui arrest.
The US Avoided Strong 'September Eleven' Clues
=
So it seems slaughter could've been prevented.
Later,
Mey K.
[503]
[> Re: 9-11 aftermath TOPICAL NOM -- Larry Brash, 21:59:16 05/28/02 Tue
I see this one provoked some discussion in alt.anagrams as to whether the subject was contrived or not.
It has that newspaper headline feel that I consider quite acceptable (despite Mick's and Rick's comments).
>The US Avoided Strong 'September Eleven' Clues
>=
>So it seems slaughter could've been prevented.
Topical NOM
[507]
[> [> Re: 9-11 aftermath TOPICAL NOM -- Mey K., 20:11:33 05/29/02 Wed
>I see this one provoked some discussion in
>alt.anagrams as to whether the subject was contrived
>or not.
Quite surprised me, as topical 'headline' anagrams are usually contrived. And not only them, of course.
>It has that newspaper headline feel that I consider
>quite acceptable (despite Mick's and Rick's comments).
Mick actually thought differently.
>>The US Avoided Strong 'September Eleven' Clues
>>=
>>So it seems slaughter could've been prevented.
>
>Topical NOM
Thanks Larry! I rarely say this, but I like it myself.
Later!,
Mey K.
[513]
Random 'grams -- Allan Morley, 01:57:13 05/25/02 Sat
The Microsoft Corporation =
Moron's choice, to profit rat.
The Death Star =
See that, Darth?
The art of feng shui =
Fun to shift gear, eh?
The Sistine Chapel ~
helps a nice theist.
Allan
[456]
[> Re: Random 'grams *NOM* -- Mey K., 19:09:31 05/25/02 Sat
>The Death Star =
>See that, Darth?
My favorite and a Nom (could also work with just a dot and no other punctuation). Reminds me of an oldy:
The Dark Side = I'd seek Darth!
Later,
Mey K.
[465]
[> Re: Random 'grams ANOTHER NOM. -- Larry Brash, 20:41:19 05/27/02 Mon
>The Microsoft Corporation =
>Moron's choice, to profit rat.
Spot on! Loved this one.
Other Names NOM.
[495]
[> [> Thankyou both for the NOMs! -- Allan Morley, 13:08:46 05/29/02 Wed
[511]
Multimedia = I'm dual - time -- Joe F., 05:25:03 05/29/02 Wed
[508]
A good man is hard to find = Dashing? No, I am fat or odd! -- Richard G, 02:39:05 05/28/02 Tue
[500]
[> Re: A good man is hard to find... NOM*, Richard! -- Jaybur, 17:10:47 05/28/02 Tue
[504]
Alfred Lord Tennyson's 'The Lady of Shalott' = Float then, for noted story shall end sadly. -- Jaybur, 04:16:44 05/27/02 Mon
[486]
[> [Float then, for noted story shall end sadly.] Spot on, Janet! *ENT NOM* -- Richard G, 01:41:39 05/28/02 Tue
[496]
[> [> Re: [Float then, for noted story shall end sadly.] Spot on, Janet! *ENT NOM* Thanks, RG! -- Jaybur, 07:34:36 05/28/02 Tue
[502]
The Renaissance artist Raphael = He's a class pain... -- Jaybur, 04:09:14 05/27/02 Mon
The Renaissance artist Raphael = He's a class painter in the art era.
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[484]
[> Ent or Name NOM ! Re: The Renaissance artist Raphael = He's a class pain... -- Larry Brash, 20:37:40 05/27/02 Mon
[494]
[> [> Re: Ent or Name NOM ! Re: The Renaissance artist Raphael ...Thanks, Larry! -- Jaybur, 07:32:33 05/28/02 Tue
[501]
The Republic of Ireland = Hurlin', beer, peat if cold. -- Richard G, 02:35:49 05/28/02 Tue
[499]
Good intentions -- Mey K., 08:49:49 05/27/02 Mon
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
=
No, then - light, positive ideas do *not* hold water.
Later!,
Mey K.
[491]
[> Re: Good intentions *NOM* -- Richard G, 02:00:31 05/28/02 Tue
>The road to hell is paved with good intentions
>=
>No, then - light, positive ideas do *not* hold water.
A nicely bleak interpretation, Mey. *GEN NOM*
RG
[498]
A saying from the Indian mystic, Krishnamurti -- Richard G, 13:13:15 05/26/02 Sun
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
=
So joy due to patient brotherhood ceases if my kin's all deceitful outlaws.
RG
[477]
[> Re:[ A saying from the Indian mystic, Krishnamurti] Good one! *NOM*, Richard. -- Jaybur, 04:22:24 05/27/02 Mon
>It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a
>profoundly sick society.
>=
>So joy due to patient brotherhood ceases if my kin's
>all deceitful outlaws.
>
>RG
[488]
[> [> Thanks, Jaybur! -- Richard G, 01:47:52 05/28/02 Tue
[497]
Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre = I coax... -- Larry Brash, 00:23:11 05/27/02 Mon
Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre =
I coax another infantile beer addict into it.
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[480]
[> Re: Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre = I coax... *NOM*, Larry! -- Jaybur, 04:12:05 05/27/02 Mon
[485]
[> [> Re: Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre: Thanks, Richard -- Larry Brash, 20:35:59 05/27/02 Mon
[493]
Methought I heard a voice cry, 'Sleep no more! Mac... -- Larry Brash, 02:16:43 05/27/02 Mon
Methought I heard a voice cry, 'Sleep no more!
Macbeth does murder sleep', the innocent sleep,
Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care,
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast.
=
I used the Shakespeare speech for the lecture I gave, chiefly about insomnia sufferers, for the pharmaceutical company.
"Here's the most modern, non-addictive, abuse-free sedative drug on the shelf. The controlled results thrill me so. These are no bland placebos."
---------
This is very close to what actually happened a couple of nights ago. I make a habit of quoting the Bard in any lecture I give, and the products is pretty close to the hype in the anagram.
Larry
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[482]
[> Re: Methought I heard a voice cry, 'Sleep no more!Mac... *NOM* -- Mey K., 08:38:28 05/27/02 Mon
>Methought I heard a voice cry, 'Sleep no more!
>Macbeth does murder sleep', the innocent sleep,
>Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care,
>The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
>Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
>Chief nourisher in life's feast.
>=
>I used the Shakespeare speech for the lecture I gave,
>chiefly about insomnia sufferers, for the
>pharmaceutical company.
>
>"Here's the most modern, non-addictive, abuse-free
>sedative drug on the shelf. The controlled results
>thrill me so. These are no bland placebos."
>
>---------
>
>This is very close to what actually happened a couple
>of nights ago. I make a habit of quoting the Bard in
>any lecture I give, and the products is pretty close
>to the hype in the anagram.
But won't the lecture be the ultimate cure...? :P
Nice angle and a Long Nom!
Later,
Mey K.
[490]
[> [> Re: Methought I heard a voice cry, 'Sleep no more!Mac... *NOM* -- Larry Brash, 20:31:23 05/27/02 Mon
>But won't the lecture be the ultimate cure...? :P
I didn't catch one person nodding off, I'll have you know!
>Nice angle and a Long Nom!
Thanks, Mey.
[492]
Trollagram -- Mey K., 19:20:33 05/25/02 Sat
This rubbish was cross-posted on the 27th of April to alt.anagrams by 'Nomen Nescio' using Lardy Girl's signature, under the title "Slick slide". I figured an explanation was in need:
Shit i'm getting way to old and fat and slow in my older years
i tried to sneak a quickie in before my old man came home and the friend i was with gave up and left because it takes me so long to get undressed and to get into a position that he can get his dink into me. Ya know having ah gut makes it hard to get laid cause you have to lay on your side with ah leg up over your head or bend your fat guy over a chair and have the guy use both hands to lift your ass up so he can find ah wet hole to stick it in
I've been ass fucked more times then pussy fucked because it was the first hole they could find thanks to not being able to wipe my ass clean after taking a shit helps.
=
As a way to demystify the above, view this guide of Freud to the Anal Stage:
"So, as the kids get acquainted with the sphincter, they stop sucking thumbs and move on to fumbling poo. The kids begin to notice the innate fun and agony associated with a bowel movement. They will then run amok and poo around the house day after day like dogs, unless taught differently.
However, if the parents are too easy and fail to teach society's rules about poo control, the kid, I assume, will derive a naughty delight from any ass-drainage in the future, which may induce a sick, sadistic behavior and a hideous geekiness, that can someday generate a kinky, bum-poking troll."
Later!,
Mey K.
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[> Re: Trollagram NOM -- Joe F., 09:43:42 05/26/02 Sun
Excellent Mey, as usual! I love the way you imitate the style of the supposed writer as well. A certain Long NOM.
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[> [> Re: Trollagram NOM -- Mey K., 08:34:50 05/27/02 Mon
>Excellent Mey, as usual!
Thank you, Joe!
>I love the way you imitate the style of the supposed >writer as well.
I'm sure Freud uses fewer 'poo's, though.
>A certain Long NOM.
Technically Spam, I might fit it in there.
Later!,
Mey K.
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Anagrammed Nonsense -- Jaybur, 03:47:24 05/25/02 Sat
[Samuel Foote composed this to test the actor Charles Macklin's claim that he could memorize anything.]
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf; to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop.
'What! No soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Joblillies, and the Garyalies, and the grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top,
and they all fell to playing the game of catch-as-catch-can,
till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.
=
Grandpa went up into the attic to make some jam. There, under the eaves, he contemplated labelling pots; perhaps in the bathtub. 'Whoopee! Rhubarb!' Just then, he slipped up, and rattled his teeth. So Gran cancelled her bingo, and planned a party night. 'Oh, where's my fancy taffeta dress?' she cried. The family turned up to help taste a cheese garnish. Timothy, a teacher, came, and had an Amontillado; filling the glass, not to the top. What a soiree! Soon, all were inebriated, and tittering too, I bet!
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[> Nicely nonsensical, Janet. *LONG NOM* -- Richard G, 12:49:11 05/26/02 Sun
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[> [> Re: Nicely nonsensical, Janet. *LONG NOM* Thanks, RG! -- Jaybur, 04:19:06 05/27/02 Mon
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Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf -- Larry Brash, 15:30:59 05/25/02 Sat
Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf
=
Events planned: Kashmir is far up a greater prize.
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[> Nice, Larry. Right on 40 letters so TOP/NAME NOM -- Richard G, 12:59:50 05/26/02 Sun
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[> THANKS, RG. Make it Topical. Re: Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf -- Larry, 02:24:42 05/27/02 Mon
>Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf
>=
>Events planned: Kashmir is far up a greater prize.
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Lara Croft - Tomb Raider = A bad actor - terror... -- Larry Brash, 00:52:19 05/27/02 Mon
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider =
A bad actor - terror film
--
Posted using Sater anagram checker v. 5.0 (online)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/maanrag/sater.html
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Evilness ~ in selves -- Joe F., 08:35:24 05/25/02 Sat
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[> It's always in the last place you look... ;) Gen Nom, Joe! -- Richard G, 12:57:05 05/26/02 Sun
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[> [> Ta very much -- Joe F., 23:40:55 05/26/02 Sun
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I am a pretty little Dutch girl (mildly rude) -- Joe F., 07:34:26 05/25/02 Sat
I am a pretty little Dutch girl,
As pretty as I can be.
And all the boys in the neighbourhood
Are crazy over me!
=
One day an altar boy bravely
Pleaded to scratch my butt.
See razor hair, precollege git?!
I hit him in the nuts!
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[> Improving all the time, Joe. *SPECIAL NOM* -- Richard G, 12:52:04 05/26/02 Sun
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[> [> Thanks RG! A NOM in Special, I'm pleased with that! -- Joe F., 23:39:42 05/26/02 Sun
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