Anagrammy Placegetters for June 2000

All the highly-placed anagrams from the June 2000 Anagrammy Awards.

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Tom Myers with:
Suspicious character =
Has curious practices.

2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Compound interest =
Prudent economist.

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome =
No medicine? Medics query, may find cure.

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Venus de Milo =
I'm love's nude.

eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Britney Spears, live, on the stage =
Tiny teen. Gasp! I love her breasts!

3rd - Graham Perkins with:
Romania beat England by three goals to two =
Battle won and lost. A beer... go home... try again.

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Richard Grantham with:
Ethiopian war ceasefire =
A wish of peace in Eritrea.

2nd - Tom Myers with:
The weed, marijuana, is found in a search at Buckingham Palace =
Aha! Prince Edward on a high. Face it, man must be a casual junkie.

3rd - Jaybur with:
Anna beats Sandrine in first round =
Send on tennis star in bra: unafraid!

THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Jaybur with:
A braless bosom =
A lass bobs more.

2nd - Don P. Fortier with:
Shit! I cannot poo! =
Oh? Constipation?

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Male Genitals =
Gentle salami.

THE SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a porn-spammer ninny
And slime, so FUCK YOU!

eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
GET $10,000 WITH ONLY 6 BUCKS!!! THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!! =
This baloney sucks! I want $10. Might cost, $6,000.

eq.2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Guys, does the size of your penis concern you? =
No, creepy sod - 'cuz forty ins. is enough, you see.

THE LONG SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Richard Grantham with:
We are seeking Motivated individuals for National expansion.

Do you have AT LEAST 10 hours a week to devote to a new venture?

Work with some of Americas top entrepreneurs.

Start your own business now!

Turn-key system with multiple support partners.

Distribute a product that everyone needs while working part-time or full-time from home.

SOME INVESTMENT IS REQUIRED, however Start up funding is available.

If you are AT LEAST 18 years old, a U.S. resident and are CERTAIN you are ready for a new challenge in your life....

CLICK THE LINK BELOW, enter your information at our Website and we will contact you with complete details.

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SONNET FROM DEBAUCHER GUY
(Writer: E. Barrett Browneye III)

How do we hate spam? Let me count the ways:
We loathe it like a vicious dose of clap;
Like Amway; searing coffee in your lap;
Or rat dung in our pot of mayonnaise.
'Tis like a pungent elevator fart,
A mound of mucous sputum in a street,
Or earwax painfully removed complete
While someone yodels "Achy Breaky Heart".
'Tis ever trite and rotten, never new
(No, twatlike runts prefer old crud instead);
How like an invitation to a view
Inside an arse possessed by Mister Ed.
Our anti-runt war's ruthless, 'tis quite true:
We've learnt to love it truly - when 'tis dead.

SPAM: KILL IT NOW - OR RUN!

 

2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The State vs. Mortimer I. Looty

 

3rd - Larry Brash with:
Srew the atispammers, We Beat them all.

Hi My name is Sam were are spammers. We can set u up so u can spam your heart out.
We have bullet proff servers, bullet proff list, and bulllet proff hosting.

Just call us at 323 874 4647, or fax us at 323 512 4950
or email us at info@bulkisp.nu
or go to our web page http://www.bulkisp.nu

Nobody can stop us we got it down.
Don't worry about the atispammers there is nothing they can do.
Call me I will give you all the secrets.

Sam
PS Believe we are are protected nothing can hurt us or you.

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I'm the worst speller on the Internet. I miss out a few letters, use capitals wrongly, and got the spelling completely wrong. My punctuation's bad, too.

I'm also a bloody arrogant little bastard who believes that it's cool to spam and break the law.

If you visit our ace webpage, you'll see... um... um... we have been revoked!! Horror! I am shut off! With just a spam? It sux!

PS. What an unacceptable scam! Feel such embarrassment! Our youthful errors! If we appear untruthful, spurn us bums.

PPS. We were wrong.

 

THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the Freedom of Man.
=
A youthful, affluent Kennedy, on accession, he asks aloud: we, both domestic and world communities, try to look for a way to unify for the Common Good of All, rather than worry away at your cozy corner of the turf.
www.award.com

 

2nd - Martin Rand with: [The "Noddy" books by Enid Blyton]
Be Brave Little Noddy
Cheer Up Little Noddy
Do Look Out Noddy
Don't Blame Noddy
Fun with Noddy
Here Comes Noddy Again!
Hurrah for Little Noddy
Little Noddy Goes to Toyland
More Adventures of Noddy
Mr Plod and Little Noddy
Mr Plod's Search for Noddy
Noddy and Father Christmas
Noddy and His Alarm Clock
Noddy and His Bell
Noddy and His Car
Noddy and His Friends
Noddy and His Money
Noddy and His New Friend
Noddy and His Unhappy Car
Noddy and Martha Monkey
Noddy and Tessie Bear
Noddy and The Aeroplane
Noddy and the Artists
Noddy and the Birthday Present
Noddy and the Bouncing Ball
Noddy and the Bumpy Dog
Noddy and the Bunkey
Noddy and the Cake Contest
Noddy and the Driving Lesson
Noddy and the Giraffes
Noddy and the Goblins
Noddy and the Kite
Noddy and The Magic Rubber
Noddy and the Magic Watch
Noddy and the Milkman
Noddy and the Missing Hats
Noddy and the Naughty Tail
Noddy and the Noisy Drum
Noddy and the Parasol
Noddy and the Pouring Rain
Noddy and the Prize Catch
Noddy and the Singing Bush
Noddy and the Special Key
Noddy and the Tootles
Noddy and the Treasure Map
Noddy and the Windy Day
Noddy at the Farm
Noddy at the Seaside
Noddy Borrows an Umbrella
Noddy Caught in a Storm
Noddy Chases the Goblins
Noddy Cheers Up Big-Ears
Noddy Delivers Some Parcels
Noddy Finds a Furry Tail
Noddy Gets a New Job
Noddy Gets Dressed
Noddy Gets into Trouble
Noddy Goes Shopping
Noddy Goes To School
Noddy Goes to Sea
Noddy Goes to the Fair
Noddy Goes to Toyland
Noddy Has an Adventure
Noddy Has an Afternoon Off
Noddy in Toyland 3 in 1
Noddy Is Far Too Busy
Noddy in Toytown
Noddy Lends a Hand
Noddy Loses His Bell
Noddy Loses His Keys
Noddy Loses Sixpence
Noddy Meets Father Christmas
Noddy Meets Santa
Noddy Meets Some Silly Hens
Noddy Tells a Story
Noddy Tells the Time
Noddy the Champion
Noddy the Magician
Noddy the Nurse
Noddy Tidies Toyland
Noddy to the Rescue
Noddy: 3 in 1
Well Done Noddy!
You Funny Little Noddy
You're a Good Friend Noddy

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Get 'em Off, Noddy!
Get it up, Little Noddy
Go to Hell, Little Noddy!
God Tells Noddy To Destroy Toytown
Hard-core Noddy
It's So Small and Bendy, Noddy!
It's That Tool Noddy Again!
Kentucky Fried Noddy
Look at These, Noddy!
Loser, Noddy!
Mr Plod Fits Noddy Up
Noddy '3 in 1' Pix
Noddy and Accidental Racism
Noddy and Enid Carry On In a Holiday Inn
Noddy and Enid in Leather
Noddy and His Brothel Venture
Noddy and His Bouncing Buns
Noddy and His Clap
Noddy and His Dog Humping
Noddy and His Problem
Noddy and the Bearded Lady
Noddy and the Boner
Noddy and the Bum Trip
Noddy and the Eerie Damned
Noddy and the Dirty Old Sheep
Noddy and the Flaming Faggots
Noddy and the French Lesson
Noddy and the Furry Bush
Noddy and the Hand Gun
Noddy and the Highland Clearances
Noddy and the Mafia
Noddy and the Magic Mushrooms
Noddy and the Randy Milkman
Noddy and the Rectal Wart
Noddy and the Split Rubber
Noddy and the Trendy Tossers
Noddy and the Vile Act
Noddy and the Windy Farts
Noddy at the Porn Shop
Noddy Blew In That!
Noddy Chances a Soft-headed Cow
Noddy Chases Tail
Noddy Chokes Chicken
Noddy Comes Out
Noddy Does a Line
Noddy Gets Tessie Bear into Trouble
Noddy Gets Some 'E's
Noddy Gets VD
Noddy Gives Head
Noddy Goes Ram-raiding
Noddy Goes to Ibiza
Noddy Has An Orgasm
Noddy in the Nude
Noddy In Screwing Savagery
Noddy Into Satanism
Noddy is a Daddy
Noddy is Far Out
Noddy Lends Sirhan Sirhan a Piece
Noddy Loses His Marbles
Noddy Meets Fat Boy Slim
Noddy Meets Marilyn Manson
Noddy Pleasures a Llama
Noddy Puts a Carrot Up Big-Ears
Noddy Rents Ten Heathen Harlots
Noddy Spanks the Monkey
Noddy Tells the Tootles to Get Stuffed
Noddy the Arse Monkey
Noddy the Cunning Teenager
Noddy the Fornicator
Noddy the Fuddy-Duddy
Noddy the Neanderthal
Noddy the Rent Boy
Noddy Wipes Santa's Balls
Noddy, You Moron!
Noddy: 3 in 1 Bed
Noddy's Hand Job
Oh, Noddy! Oh! Ah! Ah! Yes! Yes!
Piss Off, Little Noddy
Son of Noddy
Well-done Roast Noddy
You Horny Little Noddy
You're an Asshole, Noddy

 

3rd - Richard Grantham with: [The "Famous Five" books by Enid Blyton]
Five On A Treasure Island
Five Go Adventuring Again
Five Run Away Together
Five Go To Smuggler's Top
Five Go Off In A Caravan
Five On Kirrin Island Again
Five Go Off To Camp
Five Get Into Trouble
Five Fall Into Adventure
Five On A Hike Together
Five Have A Wonderful Time
Five Go Down To The Sea
Five Go To Mystery Moor
Five Have Plenty Of Fun
Five On A Secret Trail
Five Go To Billycock Hill
Five Get Into A Fix
Five On Finniston Farm
Five Go To Demon's Rocks
Five Have A Mystery To Solve
Five Are Together Again

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Five Go A Thrill-Killing
Five Start A Religion
Five Experiment With A Drug
Five Love to Moon
Five Have A Hot Orgy
Five Visit A Gay Dungeon-Master
Five Share A Needle
Five Move To Soho, London
Five Go A Wife-Swapping
Five Try Out A Gerbil
Five Forgot To Get The Condoms
Five Give One Another Gonorrhoea
Five Gonads Fall Off
Five Insert A Vegetable
Five Fist-Fuck Aunt Fanny
Five Vote Tory
Five Ram Arse On And On
Five Take Turns To Fuck A Gannet
Five Into One Can Go
Five Go Too Far
Five Ritually Sacrifice Timmy

 

THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY

eq.1st - Linda Garrett with:
The brutal Hermann Goering =
Nuremberg Trial. Hang? Not he!

eq.1st - Richard Grantham with:
"Bugsy" Malone =
Mean, ugly S.O.B.

3rd - Judson Pewther with:
Melissa Joan Hart =
Lass in major heat.

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Harley Davidson Motorcycles =
Very costly old road machines.

2nd - Art Day with:
The Statue of Liberty =
Better I fly to the USA

3rd - Tom Myers with:
World's Fastest Computer ~
melts software products.

THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY

1st - Mick Tully with:
Tandoori chicken =
Darn, I cook ethnic!
Chaotic dinner, OK?
Rancid? Choke on it!

2nd - Martin Rand with:
Irritable Bowel Syndrome =
I brewed merry blast in loo.
I'm so dry in rear below belt.
Blimey! Rode on raw blister.
Bellow: "Bore dirt in my arse!"

3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Inspector Morse =
Monitors creeps.
Reinspects room.
Corpses in Metro?
Presto! No crimes!

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

1st - Richard Grantham with:
Psalm 51, Miserere mei

 

2nd - Mike Keith with:
The Holy Sonnets of John Donne

 

3rd - Larry Brash with:
And Did Those Feet in Ancient Time

 

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