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A heroinist = Is antihero -- Ghud Sariffian, 03:12:20 10/18/02 Fri
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[> Gen Nom :) -- Paul Pan, 08:06:32 10/18/02 Fri

A gem, encapsulates the beat generation-Kerouac-Burroughs-etc theme...
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The Ministry of Defence = Fine, synthetic freedom! -- Joe F., 03:38:01 10/18/02 Fri
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Hardfeatured = Freud: 'A hatred'. -- Hans-Peter, 03:34:12 10/18/02 Fri
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"Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About" -- Mike Torr, 21:21:57 10/16/02 Wed

"Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About"
=
Raging Diva and the humble serf in gaudy riot

The unenlightened should visit:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
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[> Re: "Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About" *NOM* -- Richard G, 14:49:57 10/17/02 Thu

>"Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About"
>=
>Raging Diva and the humble serf in gaudy riot
>
>The unenlightened should visit:
>http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html

My god, what a list! Thanks for the link, Mike, and have an Ent nom for the 'gram.

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RG
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[> [> Re: "Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About" *NOM* - Thanks Richard! -- Mike Torr, 21:15:19 10/17/02 Thu
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October noms to date -- Richard G, 16:11:14 10/17/02 Thu

CURRENT NOMS

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RG
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The secret of success (RUDE) -- Joe F., 22:35:23 10/16/02 Wed

How to achieve straight A's = Shit, I vow to shag a teacher!

:)
JF
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[> Re: The secret of success (RUDE) - Ha! Rude *NOM* Joe! -- Mike Torr, 22:51:36 10/16/02 Wed
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[> [> Thanx Mike! -- Joe F., 08:10:01 10/17/02 Thu
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Tuna fish = I shun fat ;) -- Paul Pan, 05:10:35 10/17/02 Thu
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Breast implants (more silly than rude) -- Paul Pan, 04:40:41 10/17/02 Thu

Breast implants
=
Tits slap Mr Bean
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Senile = See nil. ;-) -- Hans-Peter, 02:51:42 10/17/02 Thu
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The Java Language = Vague ganja-lathe -- Mike Torr, 21:23:07 10/16/02 Wed
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The United States of America = Macho, it defeats UN treaties. -- Richard G, 02:02:39 10/15/02 Tue
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[> TOP *NOM* - nice one! -- Dean Mayer, 03:47:59 10/15/02 Tue
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[> [> Thanks Dean. Guess that one's always topical. :( -- Richard G, 08:27:35 10/16/02 Wed
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[> The United States of America = Action features the Mid-East -- Adrian H, 20:10:37 10/16/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: The United States of America = Action features the Mid-East NOM -- Joe F., 20:49:22 10/16/02 Wed

Another NOM! It's such a great source text isn't it. "Massacre" is there too, but I can't do much with it. Shame there isn't another R too, then we'd have "Interfere"!

God Bless America = I massacred globe
(In AG, credited to both myself and Mick, as we both discovered it at different times)

JF
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School dinners = Solid corn & hens -- Joe F., 07:11:35 10/15/02 Tue
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[> Re: School dinners = Solid corn & hens -- Bizarrely true enough for a GEN *NOM*! -- Mike Torr, 23:04:18 10/15/02 Tue
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[> School dinners = Children: "No! SOS!" -- Adrian H, 01:37:32 10/16/02 Wed
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[> [> [School dinners = Children: "No! SOS!"] Bwahaha! Gen NOM! -- Ghud Sariffian, 02:08:59 10/16/02 Wed

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[> [> [> Re: [School dinners = Children: "No! SOS!"] Bwahaha! Gen NOM! -- Adrian H, 02:13:03 10/16/02 Wed

DB posted this on a.a before I came up with this one:
School dinner = So, no children?

A little too similar, methinks, so no NOM. Thanks, anyway :)
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[> [> [> [> Re: [School dinners = Children: "No! SOS!"] Bwahaha! Gen NOM! -- Joe F., 02:27:08 10/16/02 Wed

>DB posted this on a.a before I came up with this one:
>School dinner = So, no children?
>
>A little too similar, methinks, so no NOM. Thanks,
>anyway :)

I also found your version but didn't post it for that very reason, that is was too similar to David's. It is funny though admittedly. If by any chance the NOM is accepted, it's all yours, my fault for not posting it.

JF
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: School dinners Re-NOM -- David Bourke, 19:48:29 10/16/02 Wed

Nice of Adrian to point out my earlier version,
but he's welcome to the Nom, with my blessing.
The `gram *is* an improvement.

One that I thought I'd better not post, I shall
leave owners of AG Software to discover, by entering "School catering" and 2-word max. (87%).

(Are most dinner ladies are of an ethnic persuasion,
and not in any great hurry to serve the pupils?) ;)

cheers

db
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[> 4... 3... 2... NOM! -- Richard G, 08:37:20 10/16/02 Wed
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[> [> [4... 3... 2... NOM!] Thanks, RG. -- Adrian H, 19:31:11 10/16/02 Wed
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Harley Street plastic surgeon = Greatest hot scalpel in Surrey! -- Mike Torr, 09:40:19 10/16/02 Wed
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I searched and didn't find this anywhere else, so: Islamic threat = theatricalism? -- Dean Mayer, 03:37:30 10/15/02 Tue
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[> [Islamic threat = theatricalism] Would that it stopped at that, Dean. *TOP NOM* -- Richard G, 08:31:54 10/16/02 Wed
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Albert Ketelby's 'In A Monastery Garden' -- David A. Green, 09:59:31 10/14/02 Mon

Albert William Ketelby's 'In A Monastery Garden' =
I won't deny, man, it's still remarkably agreeable.

In his day, Ketelby was a hugely popular composer of light music as well as small descriptive pieces for the theatre. You can listen to a piano arrangement of 'In A Monastery Garden' HERE
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[> Re: Albert Ketelby's 'In A Monastery Garden' -- Richard G, 00:37:31 10/15/02 Tue

>Albert William Ketelby's 'In A Monastery Garden' =
>I won't deny, man, it's still remarkably agreeable.

Great antigram, David! ;)
***ENT NOM***

Albert William Ketelby =
Write my likable ballet.
[not sure whether he wrote any ballets but for ballet's sake I hope not]

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RG
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[> [> Hang on a sec... Ketelby, or Ketelbey? -- Richard G, 01:57:36 10/15/02 Tue

Ketelbey (2550) beats Ketelby (668) in the Google test. I'd also guess that the couple of sources I found that are bold enough to use "Ketèlbey" know what they're talking about. However, I'm unable to confirm this from offline sources because AK was such a minor composer that none of the reference books I have on hand mention him.

Easily fixed in my 'gram, at least:
Albert William Ketèlbey =
Write my likeable ballet.
[and he did indeed write a Suite de Ballet]

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RG
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[> [> [> Re: Hang on a sec... Ketelby, or Ketelbey? -- David A. Green, 07:49:00 10/15/02 Tue

>Ketelbey (2550) beats Ketelby (668) in the Google
>test. I'd also guess that the couple of sources I
>found that are bold enough to use "Ketèlbey" know what
>they're talking about. However, I'm unable to confirm
>this from offline sources because AK was such a minor
>composer that none of the reference books I have on
>hand mention him.
>
>Easily fixed in my 'gram, at least:
>Albert William Ketèlbey =
>Write my likeable ballet.
>[and he did indeed write a Suite de Ballet]
>
>---
>RG

For me, Ketelby's music has great period charm, nicely evoking the era of British silent movies. At its very best, his music is listenable and melodic - but only in small doses. Actually, I didn't intend my anagram to be an antigram at all! To my mind, his greatest crime was to trivialise and bastardize the non-Western musical tradition in pieces like "In a Persian Garden".

You're right: Ketelbey (without an accent)is the more correct spelling, although the variant is so widely used I felt justified in using it for my anagram. With an extra "E" the best I can do is: "Won't deny it's still remarkable, mainly agreeable". Congrats on your anagram: I believe Ketelby wrote ballet music under his Anton Vodorinski pseudonym.

There's a doctoral thesis waiting to be written on the life and work of AK - but not by me!
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[> [> [> [> Re: Hang on a sec... Ketelby, or Ketelbey? -- Richard G, 08:22:46 10/16/02 Wed

>[snip period charm] Actually, I didn't intend my anagram
>to be an antigram at all!

Sorry, just me being evil. ;)

>To my mind, his greatest crime was to trivialise and
>bastardize the non-Western musical tradition in pieces
>like "In a Persian Garden".

Can only agree with you there.

>[snip] the variant is so widely used I felt justified in
>using it for my anagram.

Fair enough, original version now in.

>Congrats on your anagram: I believe Ketelby wrote ballet
>music under his Anton Vodorinski pseudonym.

Thanks! Rather embarrassingly, I'd never heard of this side of his work. My guess is that this 'gram is about right, though:

Anton Vodorinski =
No innovator, kids.

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RG
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Neuropsychiatrist = a nutter is so chirpy -- Dean Mayer, 05:34:12 10/15/02 Tue
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[> Neuropsychiatrist = Physician's torture = Cry out: "The aspirins!" = So it incurs therapy -- Adrian H, 02:03:52 10/16/02 Wed
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Christian Slater = A rich, silent star. -- Hans-Peter, 00:24:56 10/16/02 Wed
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Computer users = Super customer. -- Hans-Peter, 00:23:32 10/16/02 Wed
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Selling rifles: = "Less refilling!" -- Ghud Sariffian, 20:52:20 10/15/02 Tue
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The British astronaut Piers Sellers = There's stars up here, so it's brilliant! -- Jaybur, 22:59:10 10/11/02 Fri
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[> [There's stars up here, so it's brilliant!] Cute, Jaybur. :) Name nom. -- Richard G, 02:28:53 10/12/02 Sat
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[> [> Re: Name nom. Thanks, RG! -- Jaybur, 17:33:57 10/15/02 Tue
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Bond, James Bond = Damned snob-job! -- Mattias Inghe, 06:26:35 10/15/02 Tue
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It's a bad time to be in Bali = Initiate idea - bomb blast -- Dean Mayer, 03:33:44 10/15/02 Tue
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"Dear policeman, I am God" = Damned crime apologia. [+more] -- Richard G, 00:48:44 10/15/02 Tue

"Dear policeman, I am God" =
Cop, I made me Lord again.

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RG
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The Blue Mountains = Hint, mate: nebulous. -- Hans-Peter, 19:07:29 10/14/02 Mon

...for our Australian grammers...
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[> The Glasshouse Mountains = Man, a ghostliness hue to us. -- Richard G, 00:31:12 10/15/02 Tue

So-called because of their odd paleness when "I am ocean's top Jack" saw them from out at sea.

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RG
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Morte revolutions... -- Mattias Inghe, 08:55:05 10/14/02 Mon

French revolution = Violence run forth
American revolution = Carnivore emulation
Russian revolution = Soviet's rural union
The Russian revolution = Soviet Union's real hurt
Industrial revolution = Until solution arrived / So, invite old rural unit
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[> Re: Morte revolutions... -- Richard G, 14:50:08 10/14/02 Mon

>French revolution = Violence run forth

Very old, I'm afraid.

>Russian revolution = Soviets' rural union
>The Russian revolution = Soviet Union's real hurt

but extracting "Soviet Union" from "Russian Revolution" is most impressive. A pity the leftovers don't make it easy, about the best I could find was

The Russian Revolution =
Trash rule Soviet Union.

Other names nom for your first version, Mattias (perhaps as "Rural soviets' union", though it's much of a muchness).

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RG
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[> [> Re: Morte revolutions... -- Mattias Inghe, 22:45:16 10/14/02 Mon


>The Russian Revolution =
>Trash rule Soviet Union.

A better use for the "The" than mine IMO.

>Other names nom for your first version, Mattias
>(perhaps as "Rural soviets' union", though it's much
>of a muchness).

Thanks! I think I´ll stick with my original there. It kinda implies more how it all went down. There was alot of sweeping-the-countryside going on, after all.
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A hacker vow: 'Wreak havoc!' -- Adrian H, 21:55:12 10/14/02 Mon
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[> [A hacker vow: 'Wreak havoc!'] Oo yea. Gen NOM! -- Mattias Inghe, 21:58:16 10/14/02 Mon
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Family celebration = Able, nice formality. -- Hans-Peter, 02:57:35 10/14/02 Mon
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[> Welcome back Hans-Peter! Hope you enjoyed your break. -- Richard G, 14:36:58 10/14/02 Mon
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[> [> Thanks Richard. It was very nice at the Baltic Sea! -- Hans-Peter, 19:05:18 10/14/02 Mon
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Dianetics/Scientology = Sect citing loony ideas. -- Richard G, 00:08:40 10/13/02 Sun
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[> How true! Other name NOM ! -- Paul Pan, 02:06:08 10/13/02 Sun
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[> I love it. That will be getting my vote -- Larry Brash, 21:48:24 10/13/02 Sun
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[> [> Thanks guys! -- Richard G, 14:34:30 10/14/02 Mon
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Hij riep nog snel naar mij: de groeten dan maar. =... -- Marcel Brugmans, 00:38:48 10/11/02 Fri

Hij riep nog snel naar mij: de groeten dan maar. = Hier en daar gaat mijn smal gordijn op en neer.



--
Posted using Sater anagram checker v. 5.0 (online)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/maanrag/sater.html
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[> Hij riep nog snel naar mij: de groeten dan maar =Hier en daar gaat mijn smal gordijn op en neer = Major anagram - deep Netherlander is joining ! -- Zoran, 01:25:03 10/11/02 Fri

Hi,Marcel,perhaps you should try it on English ?

Marcel Brugmans = Unscramble 'gram !


Zoran
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[> [> [Unscramble 'gram] Hey, great catch Zoran! *NAME NOM* -- Richard G, 01:34:58 10/11/02 Fri
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[> [> [> Thanks,Richard !Now I have trouble to choose between this and Vieri -- Zoran, 04:36:12 10/14/02 Mon
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Newcastle Street Directory -- Larry Brash, 00:01:51 10/14/02 Mon

Newcastle Street Directory =
Select newer roads, etc. Try it!

Trying to get inspiration from the clutter on my desk!

Larry
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The credit card bills = Christ, I'd recall debt. -- Larry Brash, 23:27:38 10/13/02 Sun
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The Department of Housing = Rent's up? Oh, find me a ghetto. -- Larry Brash, 15:04:31 10/09/02 Wed

Our state housing department dwellings are not the best places to live. Lots of crime, drugs, violence and mental illness. Ordinary working class people are leaving in droves. The lore of subsidised rent still attracts some people

The Department of Housing. =
Rent's up? Oh, find me a ghetto.
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[> Hahaha! GEN NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 17:54:00 10/09/02 Wed

>Our state housing department dwellings are not the
>best places to live. Lots of crime, drugs, violence
>and mental illness. Ordinary working class people are
>leaving in droves. The lore of subsidised rent still
>attracts some people
>
>The Department of Housing. =
>Rent's up? Oh, find me a ghetto.
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[> [> Re: Hahaha! GEN NOM :) Thanks, Paul. -- Larry Brash, 23:10:29 10/13/02 Sun
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metronome -- Matjaz P., 04:55:42 10/09/02 Wed

I found this funny.

Metronome =
Meet moron.
Me on metro.


Matjaz
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[> Re:NOM to me ! -- Zoran, 06:42:07 10/09/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: Omen, Tom! -- Mattias Inghe, 08:16:52 10/09/02 Wed

Uh, I´m confused, did you nom, did you 'gram, or did you perhaps both? :)
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[> [> [> Re: Momento ... -- Zoran, 08:40:30 10/09/02 Wed

>Uh, I´m confused, did you nom, did you 'gram, or did
>you perhaps both? :)

Now I am also not sure have I nomed my 'gram or
'gramed my NOM ? :)
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[> [> [> [> metronome = O, Nom meter! -- Matjaz P., 03:45:54 10/10/02 Thu
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[> Re: metronome = monotreme -- Larry Brash, 23:05:01 10/13/02 Sun
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Lame excuse for lack of decent 'grams recently -- Joe F., 08:27:14 10/09/02 Wed

Erm basically, I've just started university, last week. Sorry about the lack of anagrams but I'm very busy. I'll still try to do some as often as I can.

JF
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[> Re: Lame excuse for lack of decent 'grams recently -- Mike Torr, 22:59:59 10/09/02 Wed

>Erm basically, I've just started university, last
>week. Sorry about the lack of anagrams but I'm very
>busy. I'll still try to do some as often as I can.

I'm busier this month myself - I know how it feels.

Do what you can, Joe - we'll miss you!
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[> Hey, dont worry, forst things first... -- Paul Pan, 01:08:35 10/10/02 Thu
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[> Re: "Lame" excuse??! ;) -- Richard G, 01:04:10 10/11/02 Fri

>Erm basically, I've just started university, last
>week. Sorry about the lack of anagrams but I'm very
>busy. I'll still try to do some as often as I can.

Good luck with your course, Joe. We'll try to make up the shortfall of cynical 'grams while you're busy. :)

Joseph Constantine Fathallah =
That cool-jeans flash-in-the-pan.

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RG
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[> Re: Lame excuse for lack of decent 'grams recently -- Zoran, 02:25:02 10/11/02 Fri

>Erm basically, I've just started university, last
>week. Sorry about the lack of anagrams but I'm very
>busy. I'll still try to do some as often as I can.
>
>JF

You will need some good books
Lame excuse = Use ACME lex.


Good luck,Joe !
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[> [> Re: Lame excuse for lack of decent 'grams recently -- Larry Brash, 22:51:02 10/13/02 Sun

>You will need some good books
>Lame excuse = Use ACME lex.

Male cue? SEX!

Larry
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Re: Aerophagia (rude) RUDE NOM, Ernesto. Nice to see you in the Forum. -- E Guiraldes, 02:39:41 10/12/02 Sat

Thank you for the welcome! I found this forum - it's a great improvement over the previous modality of posting anagrams. My server never got it on its entirety.

>I had almost forgotten what a great name he has to
>anagram:
>
>Ernesto Guiraldes":
>
>Ignore adulteress.
>Let's organise RUDE.
>Dangerous! STERILE!
>Insulted or agrees.
>Listened or argues.
>Also, unregistered.
>Rude genital sores.
>Insulted ogre's ear.
>I'd let us rage, senor.
>Disagree on result.
>Genial rude tosser.
>Is golden treasure.


Thank you very much. I agree with the last one, Larry. ;)

Remember that I'm also:

- Serious, elegant Dr.
- A serious, gentle Dr.
- Roused generalist
- I alerted surgeons
- Steroids enlarge us

And, as Ernesto RAFAEL Guiraldes, I sport a tartan as:

-Alister Reed, Earl of Angus
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[> Re: Aerophagia (rude) RUDE NOM, Ernesto. Nice to see you in the Forum. -- Richard G, 03:09:30 10/12/02 Sat

>Thank you for the welcome! I found this forum - it's a
>great improvement over the previous modality of
>posting anagrams. My server never got it on its
>entirety.

Thank you, Ernesto. Eliminating the vagaries of individual USENET servers is indeed one of the forum's major advantages (and a huge help to the Archivist, I should add).

>And, as Ernesto RAFAEL Guiraldes, I sport a tartan as:
>
>-Alister Reed, Earl of Angus

Ernesto Rafael Guiraldes =
Lad's a regular on free site.
Uses reefer and... alligator?!
I'll refer to a dern sausage.
Agree Dali's often surreal.

Urinate regardless of ale. [well, it's technically true!]

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RG
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[> [> Re: Aerophagia (rude) RUDE NOM, Ernesto. Nice to see you in the Forum. -- Larry Brash, 22:18:38 10/13/02 Sun

>
>>And, as Ernesto RAFAEL Guiraldes, I sport a tartan as:
>>
>>-Alister Reed, Earl of Angus

I remember that one!
>
>Ernesto Rafael Guiraldes =
>Lad's a regular on free site.

Let's hope so.

>Agree Dali's often surreal.

I like it.

Ernesto Rafael Guiraldes =
Failed near a trousers' leg.
Tells nurse, "Go, fire a.a., dear."

Larry
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Revolution = Unroot evil -- Ghud Sariffian, 08:32:48 10/11/02 Fri

Oddly enough it is, as far as I can tell, new.
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[> Bravo, excellent GEN NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 18:58:18 10/11/02 Fri
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[> Re: Revolution = Unroot evil NOM seconed! (+ more) -- Mattias Inghe, 22:32:58 10/11/02 Fri

>Oddly enough it is, as far as I can tell, new.

Seems so. I can´t find it either.


Russian revolution
=
Result: Our invasion
Our evil USSR nation
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[> [> Fantastic! TOP nom for Russian revolution = Our evil USSR nation :) -- Pavlos, 22:58:31 10/11/02 Fri

The Forum is on a roll, somebody stop us!
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[> [> [> Re: [Fantastic! TOP nom for Russian revolution] Why, thank you! -- Mattias Inghe, 01:35:47 10/12/02 Sat

...but I think it doesn´t really belong in Topical. Isn´t that for more current events?

>The Forum is on a roll, somebody stop us!

Stop us, why? ;)
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[> [> [> Re: Fantastic! TOP nom for Russian revolution = Our evil USSR nation :) -- Mattias Inghe, 02:00:11 10/12/02 Sat

>The Forum is on a roll, somebody stop us!

O revolt! USA in ruins!
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[> [> [> Yikes I must be getting Alzheimers'! Nommed his twice under two names! -- Paul Pan/Pavlos, 02:04:56 10/13/02 Sun
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[> [> [> [> No you didn't. I think. -- Ghud Sariffian, 09:55:17 10/13/02 Sun

Whaddayamean? You nommed Revolution first, then you (or Pavlos) nommed Mattias Russian revolution. Seems to be in order. Or is it I who have blown one circuit too many? :)
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[> Nice work, Ghud and Mattias, 2 great grams. -- Larry Brash, 21:37:20 10/13/02 Sun

>Oddly enough it is, as far as I can tell, new.

Yes, I have never seen it before.

Larry
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[> [> Our violent ~ revolution (Old one of Mey's) and more -- Larry Brash, 21:45:18 10/13/02 Sun

Revolution =
Love to ruin

[from our Hall of Fame & rediscovered by the late Dan Etter]
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New navigation system -- Larry Brash, 13:44:07 10/13/02 Sun

You will have noticed that we now have a new navigation system at the top of each page. If you can not see the pull dowm menus, then it means that you have javascripts disabled on your browser.

There is a different script used in the Nomination Archives with a pulldown menu for each year.

Please let me know if you find any pages that are not working, as Ihave not checked every page yet.
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Striptease (rude, naturally enough) -- Joe F., 11:19:05 10/13/02 Sun

Striptease
=
Testis rape
Tape sister!
Tastes ripe
Priests eat
Teat pisser
Artists pee
Petit arses

And, bizarrely,

Tapestries

JF
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'Cleaning out my Closet' by Marshall Mathers = 'Contacting my Soul' by Lethal Lass-Hammerer -- Joe F., 10:49:57 10/13/02 Sun
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Nobel awards Carter = Terror was balanced -- Ghud Sariffian, 10:14:20 10/13/02 Sun
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Ethnically cleansed = Lynch as I delete clan. -- Richard G, 03:19:37 10/12/02 Sat
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Don't try this at home, kids = To that end, shirk most D.I.Y. ;) -- Richard G, 03:17:56 10/12/02 Sat
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Pop starlets = Part topless -- Mattias Inghe, 02:41:14 10/11/02 Fri
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[> Pop starlets = Part topless - I like that one!! -- Seamus Robertson, 00:22:01 10/12/02 Sat
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[> [> Seamus Robertson = Enormous breasts ;-) -- Joe F., 01:37:12 10/12/02 Sat
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[> [> Re: Pop starlets = Part topless - I like that one!! -- Mattias Inghe, 01:52:08 10/12/02 Sat

Well, if you like
pop starlets ~ part topless,
then why dont you also
ban some trousers, ~ Seamus Robertson? :)
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[> [> [> Re: Pop starlets = Part topless - I like that one!! -- Richard G, 02:44:18 10/12/02 Sat

"I like that one!!" - Seamus Robertson =
Seems rational? No, it's the Bourke! ;)

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RG
[3293]

[> [> [> [> Re: Enormous breasts -- Richard G, 02:46:13 10/12/02 Sat

A DB oldy that I just rediscovered:

Enormous breasts =
So use monster bra.

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RG
[3294]
Another post on the Anagram Forum = Oh no - R Grantham's a TOP NOM feature -- Dean Mayer, 05:09:49 10/11/02 Fri
[3267]

[> Thanks Dean, but lately it's been more like "O, feature no rash Grantham TOP NOM". ;) -- Richard G, 02:18:57 10/12/02 Sat
[3290]
Secretary of State Colin Powell (some are rude) -- Paul Pan, 01:07:21 10/09/02 Wed

Secretary of State Colin Powell
=
Stately ace troops enforce will
Elite weaponry forces cast toll

- On a sillier note:
Fool tests electrical weaponry
Poofters sweat electronically
Totally wifeless rape concerto

- On a ruder note:
~ is fool: rectally penetrates cow
Coital force penetrates slowly
Testicles fool rectal weaponry
A lot of testicles rape. Clownery?
[3171]

[> Re: Secretary of State Colin Powell (some are rude) -- Mattias Inghe, 02:51:36 10/09/02 Wed

or simply:

Colin Powell = Well, cool pin!
[3178]

[> Secretary of State Colin Powell = Few elite troops can really cost. :) -- Richard G, 00:54:35 10/11/02 Fri
[3245]

[> [> Re: Secretary of State Colin Powell = Few elite troops can really cost. :) Great work ! Name *NOM* -- Zoran, 01:51:43 10/11/02 Fri
[3257]

[> Re: Secretary of State Colin Powell *NOM* for 1st rude 'gram (poor cow !) -- Zoran, 01:50:37 10/11/02 Fri
[3256]

[> [> Thanks, my fellow Balkan :) -- Paul Pan, 19:04:28 10/11/02 Fri
[3281]
Rock oldies = Cooler, kids -- Mattias Inghe, 02:42:53 10/11/02 Fri
[3263]

[> Being an old geezer, I agree! GEN nom :) -- Paul Pan, 19:01:59 10/11/02 Fri
[3280]
Gerard Depardieu = Grade A rude pride -- Wayne Baisley, 13:56:41 10/11/02 Fri
[3278]
Why porn junk mail is on the increase ... -- Pedt, 21:36:06 10/09/02 Wed

Don't really like repeating a word from the original within an anagram but I was rather amused by


Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
=
MAIL FROM: RCPT TO: - see all is porn!


(Note for those not familiar with SMTP: the caps above are the first two items sent when one mail server asks another to accept an email).
[3203]

[> Re: Why porn junk mail is on the increase ... *NOM* -- Richard G, 00:57:11 10/11/02 Fri

>Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
>=
>MAIL FROM: RCPT TO: - see all is porn!

In the absence of a Sad But True Category, here's an Other Names nom.

---
RG
[3246]

[> [> Re: Why porn junk mail is on the increase ... *NOM* - Thanks Richard -- Pedt, 09:30:45 10/11/02 Fri
[3277]
She says she has traditional values... - Presbyterianism = I'm Britney Spears -- Dean Mayer, 06:36:30 10/11/02 Fri
[3269]

[> Or simply: Britney Spears = Presbyterians (I'll accept a nom for either ;o) -- Dean Mayer, 07:50:29 10/11/02 Fri
[3272]

[> [> Re: Or simply: Britney Spears = Presbyterians (I'll accept a nom for either ;o) -- Joe F., 08:11:16 10/11/02 Fri

It's good but ancient. A good idea is to check your anagrams here:

http://www.anagramgenius.com

and here:

http://www.google.com

before you post them. Admittedly it is very annoying when you found out someone else has already found an anagram, but it happens, especially with short ones.

JF
[3275]
Bon appetit ! (A bunch for the lunch) -- Zoran, 19:01:40 10/09/02 Wed


Demo versions = On some drives

Christian Vieri ~ is rich via "Inter"

"Rage against the machine" = I hate the American gangs !

Homo sapiensis neanderthalensis =
Slander,son !He is not ape,he is man !

"Don't cry for me,Argentina" = Try/forget nicer Madonna

and RUDE desert :
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

More than a feeling = Organ in the female !
A clitoris = Coital,sir !
[3200]

[> GEN NOM for "Homo sapiensis neanderthalensis" :) -- Paul Pan, 21:20:40 10/09/02 Wed
[3202]

[> Re: Bon appetit ! (A bunch for the lunch) - definite *NAME NOM* for Vieri -- Dean Mayer, 06:39:06 10/10/02 Thu

>
>Demo versions = On some drives
>
>Christian Vieri ~ is rich via "Inter"
>
>"Rage against the machine" = I hate the American gangs
>!
>
>Homo sapiensis neanderthalensis =
>Slander,son !He is not ape,he is man !
>
>"Don't cry for me,Argentina" = Try/forget nicer
>Madonna
>
>and RUDE desert :
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>
>More than a feeling = Organ in the female !
>A clitoris = Coital,sir !
[3226]

[> [> ...and one more nom for "Demo versions = On some drives". -- Richard G, 01:25:24 10/11/02 Fri
[3252]

[> [> [> Thank you,folks ! -- Zoran, 01:37:13 10/11/02 Fri
[3254]

[> [> Re: Bon appetit ! (A bunch for the lunch) - definite *NAME NOM* for Vieri -- Joe F., 07:52:05 10/11/02 Fri

NOM seconded! Luckily he's not fit for the game against us on Wednesday! Here we go, three-nil to Wales at least :)

Wales vs Italy = Valleys saw it

JF
[3273]

[> [> Re: Bon appetit ! (A bunch for the lunch) - definite *NAME NOM* for Vieri -- Joe F., 07:53:09 10/11/02 Fri

NOM seconded! Luckily he's not fit for the game against us on Wednesday! Here we go, three-nil to Wales at least :)

Wales vs Italy = Valleys saw it

JF
[3274]
Tesco Insurance ~ contains rescue -- Joe F., 03:35:40 10/11/02 Fri

Also,
Tesco Insurance = Suitcase-conner

JF
(Tesco is a supermarket chain who sell insurance for car, home, etc)
[3265]

[> Re: Tesco Insurance ~ contains rescue. If only it were true! *NAME NOM* -- Dean Mayer, 06:41:50 10/11/02 Fri

>Also,
>Tesco Insurance = Suitcase-conner
>
>JF
>(Tesco is a supermarket chain who sell insurance for
>car, home, etc)
[3270]

[> [> Re: Tesco Insurance ~ contains rescue. *NAME NOM* Thanx Dean! -- Joe F., 07:48:12 10/11/02 Fri
[3271]
(Hopefully) thought-provoking double anagram -- Dean Mayer, 05:37:54 10/10/02 Thu

O Freedom, what liberties are taken in thy name! =
O, enemies may often think a war/death terrible (and yet theatres of war remain - i.e. men like both)
[3222]

[> Re: (Hopefully) thought-provoking double anagram *NOM* -- Richard G, 01:23:22 10/11/02 Fri

>O Freedom, what liberties are taken in thy name! =
>O, enemies may often think a war/death terrible (and
>yet theatres of war remain - i.e. men like both)

Impressive! Special nom, Dean.

---
RG
[3250]

[> [> Re: (Hopefully) thought-provoking double anagram * NOM * I like it 2 ! * -- Zoran, 01:56:57 10/11/02 Fri
[3258]

[> Thank you - twice! -- Dean Mayer, 06:33:00 10/11/02 Fri

>O Freedom, what liberties are taken in thy name! =
>O, enemies may often think a war/death terrible (and
>yet theatres of war remain - i.e. men like both)
[3268]
Black holes = O, Hell's back! -- Matjaz P., 03:58:38 10/11/02 Fri
[3266]
The singer = Green hits ! -- Zoran, 02:00:08 10/11/02 Fri
[3259]

[> Re: The singer = Green hits ! (also: Sting ? Here !) -- Zoran, 03:05:43 10/11/02 Fri
[3264]
Affirmative Actions in Workplaces = Women attack office rivals. I in raps! -- Anthony Nguyen, 01:53:10 10/10/02 Thu
[3211]

[> Does this mean you're a "skeptic at woman's arrival in office"? :) -- Richard G, 01:16:23 10/11/02 Fri
[3248]

[> [> Re: Does this mean you're a "skeptic at woman's arrival in office"? :) -- Anthony Nguyen, 01:21:40 10/11/02 Fri

Actually I'm a supporter for women in the workplace. I just couldn't think of anything else with the letters of "I in raps!"
sorry if i have offended anyone out there.
[3249]

[> [> [> Re: Does this mean you're a "skeptic at woman's arrival in office"? :) -- Richard G, 01:40:17 10/11/02 Fri

>Actually I'm a supporter for women in the workplace. I
>just couldn't think of anything else with the letters
>of "I in raps!"

How 'bout "Women attack office rivals... in pairs"? ;)

>sorry if i have offended anyone out there.

Ditto, I guess. :)

---
RG
[3255]

[> [> [> [> Re: Does this mean you're a "skeptic at woman's arrival in office"? :) -- Anthony Nguyen, 02:11:23 10/11/02 Fri

i thought of that but didn't make any sense. it has like 3 connotations and it's a bit confusing. all well. guess i have to stick with the chauvinistic anagram ;)

>How 'bout "Women attack office rivals... in pairs"? ;)
>
>
>Ditto, I guess. :)
>
>---
>RG
[3260]
The Cyberscrub Professional Edition (sick) -- David A. Green, 09:19:49 10/10/02 Thu

I've often wondered why some people buy military grade file deletion / internet clean-up software. Now I think I know...

The Cyberscrub Professional Edition =
Buy it, for it erases obscene child porn.
[3232]

[> Other name NOM! -- Paul Pan, 18:46:16 10/10/02 Thu

LB&RG, how 'bout including a DEVIANT category, to include anagrams that are misanthropic, deranged and/or non-PC?
[3239]

[> [> Re: Other name NOM! -- Joe F., 23:26:31 10/10/02 Thu

>LB&RG, how 'bout including a DEVIANT category, to
>include anagrams that are misanthropic, deranged
>and/or non-PC?

Does such a thing not already exist - the rude category? In my mind, rude does not have to be sexually offensive, just offensive in any sort of way.

JF
[3242]

[> [> [> Re: Other name NOM! -- Pavlos, 23:57:09 10/10/02 Thu

Rude category = Gaudy or erect?
I guess both!
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