Anagrammy Award Winners - 1998

Here are all the winners of Anagrammy Awards in 1998. All anagrams have been checked for accuracy by John Morahan and Richard Grantham.

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March 1998 (1 category)

General Category:
Richard Brodie with:
Relatively knowledge-lean domains =
Well look, I evidently need anagrams.

List of all nominated anagrams for March 1998

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April 1998 (5 categories)

General Category:
Richard Brodie with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
I can't fire semen, cutey doll.
Rude Category:
Bobby Tendinitis with:
I'm new, blonde and have big tits =
Dang! Have B. Tendinitis blow me.
Spam Category:
Dave Linabury with:
Are the streets paved with gold??? =
Travel the widespread ghettos.
Long Category:
Steve Krakowski with:
"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong =
A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on Moon. On to Mars!
Name Category:
Larry Brash with:
Bjoern Yngve Eidsvik =
Joke: virgins envy bed.

List of all nominated anagrams for April 1998

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May 1998 (5 categories)

General Category:
Richard Brodie with:
Yet another Internet religion survey =
Original sin yet true? Even thorny tree?
Rude Category:
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Christopher Doerksen, Dana Gasbarri =
Rocking her breasts; hard-on paradise.
Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
This is a completely legitimate money-making phenomenon. =
Oh! He emit illegal, money-costing spam! I'm inept - money taken!
Long Category:
Jeff Simpson with:
"The First and Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant The Unbeliever" written by Stephen Donaldson =
"The hero, leper of brave instinct, fetched to land enslaved by ancient demons. Sin not! Crush host now!"
Name Category:
Larry Brash with:
President Suharto =
Disaster up throne.

List of all nominated anagrams for May 1998

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June 1998 (5 categories)

General Category (3-way tie):
Richard Brodie with:
Jehovah's Witnesses =
The Jewish Son saves.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Sinners under fierce wrath of God Almighty =
Ernesto Guiraldes offending... which martyr?
Meyran Kraus with:
Beauty and the Beast =
Be nauseated by that.
Rude Category:
Larry Brash with:
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum =
A virgo intacta and a mum? Presume a lie!
Spam Category:
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Acne, Dandruff, Acne Rosacea, Psoriasis, Seborrhea, Eczema, Dry Skin or Dry Hair. =
Paranoia/Schizoid Disorders, Amenorrhea, Canker Sufferers, Decay, Any Crabs.
Long Category:
Larry Brash with:
To be or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
=
Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies. But why won't Hamlet's inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero's tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?
Name Category (tie):
Larry Brash with:
Diana, the Princess of Wales =
Elton's idea is crap. He fawns.
Mick Tully with:
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland =
HRH to Blair: Entertaining, drinking under a daft dome, Tone?

List of all nominated anagrams for June 1998

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July 1998 (5 categories)

General Category:
Tom Myers with:
Posted a file to the alt.anagrams newsgroup =
Not a smart shot. Please grow up and get a life.
Rude Category:
Kevin Hale with:
George Michael =
I come - he gargle.
Spam Category:
Sean with:
Live free sex is just a click away. =
Jerk casually if excessive wait.
Long Category:
Larry Brash with:
Fellow of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists =
Why call? We all feel satisfied Prozac is not all that dangerous for anyone.
Name Category:
Jean Fontaine with:
Adolf Hitler =
Heil, old fart!

List of all nominated anagrams for July 1998

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August 1998 (9 categories)

General Category:
Larry Brash with:
Religion is the opium of the masses =
Sometimes, if theologian is pusher.
Entertainment Category:
Larry Brash with:
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare =
Hamlet, Othello, Caesar irk. We skip few poems.
Topical Category:
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Whitehouse Intern Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky =
Hey! William Clinton arouses me. Hi! I'm Ken's witness!
Rude Category:
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Bernardo Bertolucci's "Last Tango in Paris" =
O! Born to place rancid butter in a girl's ass.
Spam Category:
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Newsgroups Florida =
A group of swindlers.
Long Category:
Mattias Inghe with:
One day, when I couldn't decide what the hell I should make an anagram out of, I got this funky idea. "Aha! Why not make a great anagram out of the fact that I can not find any suitable text?" So I just typed this down, and made the little masterpiece below with it. Oh, am I a fantastic wonderful genius or what?
=
This is what became the anagrammed solution to the four sentences of non-important shit I typed. I had an idea of what I want, but no idea whether I would fix a decent lucky hack. Hate to say, I think it went well, at last, to get an affiliated, thoughtful, homemade, and juicy anagram today. Use Long Award?
People's Names Category:
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
The Artist formerly known as 'Prince' =
No first-rate workmanship recently!
Other Names Category:
Larry Brash with:
Worldwide Church of God =
Which drug fooled crowd?
Anagram Set Category:
Mick Tully with:
Michael Flatley =
Him? Feet all clay.
He fell? Calamity!
Each fall timely?
Calmly hail feet.

List of all nominated anagrams for August 1998

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September 1998 (9 categories)

General Category:
Jean Fontaine with:
The universe: are we earthlings alone?
Answer: green aliens live out there (ha!).
Entertainment Category:
Steve Krakowski with:
"Lord of The Flies" by William Golding =
Marooned boys will fight. I fled, Gill.
Topical Category:
Richard Peers with:
"I made a bad mistake. It's indefensible and I'm sorry about it." - Bill Clinton =
Monica fondled my stalk; debased, I... I bomb sinister little unit in Arabia.
Rude Category:
Richard Brodie with:
The President stuck cigars into my vagina =
Cunt? Depict it smoking. Give her an ass tray!
Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
Make five dollars into thousands; it's easy!! =
He'd earn us vast millions? Say it to sod: "Fake!"
Long Category:
Larry Brash with:
"A picture had better be worth a thousand words - it takes up more disk space." =
Did Shakespeare author this absurd utterance? Top-rated post, Mick. We bow.
People's Names Category:
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
William Clinton, The US President =
Sin? Lies? Little downturn? Impeach!
Other Names Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
A Chevrolet =
Love the car!
Anagram Set Category:
Mick Tully with:
The Presidential Video =
A vile, red-hot penis diet.
He stained it? Lie proved.
Evildoer in it? He's taped.

List of all nominated anagrams for September 1998

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October 1998 (10 categories)

General Category:
Michael Jeans-Jakobsson with:
If at first you don't succeed =
Try deft, if cautious, second!
Entertainment Category:
Larry Brash with:
And they lived happily ever after =
Help end the very vapid fairy tale.
Topical Category:
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Independent Counsel Report =
Let porn denounce President?
Rude Category:
Richard Brodie with:
I have noticed guys staring at my... Well, that's another story! =
Horny amoral eyes view that naughty coed's startling tits!
Spam Category:
Keith Lehman with:
I have a great way to make money on the Internet using emailing that I will share for free. =
I am a thief. A liar for revenue. Why not mail green money, OK? It's a genital thing, sweetheart.
Long Category:
John Morahan with:
All men are created anagrammable, but some are more anagrammable than others. =
A man's name should be rearrangeable to become, ah, a real grammar maltreatment?
People's Names Category:
Michael Lepore with:
Michael Lepore =
Hello! I'm a creep!
Other Names Category:
Tom Myers with:
Fayetteville, North Carolina =
Fat violent reactionary hell.
Anagram Set Category:
Richard Brodie with:
In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. =
Nothing. Then divine heated breath generated change.
A high-tech bang detonating event ended in earth here.
Special Category:
Jon Gearhart with:
Cheating Death Itself

List of all nominated anagrams for October 1998

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November 1998 (10 categories)

General Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Silicone Transplants =
Plan nicer tits on lass.
Entertainment Category:
Art Day with:
"I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" =
Mutant slasher, dim kids - it'll wow you.
Topical Category:
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Seasons Greetings =
Tense Aggressions.
Rude Category:
Jon Gearhart with:
If you're skeptical, that's okay. Just make the call and see for yourself. My job is to inform you, your job is to make your own decision. =
My job? A skill. I screw you, too. Your job? To take my jism anally. Make your decision soon - I found fifty other ass-fuckers out there, ape.
Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
"Look at this. This may be the most significant letter you receive this year!!" =
"Hi, these scams are not legal, you shitty trickster. Ye be a thief. I vomit on it!"
Long Category:
Richard Brodie with:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
=
'Twas eerie, and the evil worms
Did slither by. O, in the gloom,
All hairy were the maggot germs,
And bugs and bats, live, by the tomb.
People's Names Category:
Daniel F. Etter with:
Doctor Kevorkian =
To invoke Dr. Croak.
Other Names Category:
Richard Brodie with:
Sleeman's Brewing & Malting Company Ltd. =
Mingling beer & lady's pants won't calm me.
Anagram Set Category:
Tom Myers with:
Broadstairs Lighthouse =
Abort ghoulish disaster.
Lost use harbor sight-aid.
Distraught sailor, he sob.
Special Category:
Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 23

List of all nominated anagrams for November 1998

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December 1998 (10 categories)

General Category:
Richard Brodie with:
The ampersand - why abolish it? =
I hate phrase with "and" symbol!
Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Caravaggio's "The Decapitation Of Saint John The Baptist" =
An artist, he jots 'beheading of a chap'. It's too captivating!
Topical Category:
Larry Brash with:
TIME's "Men of the Year" =
They met; remain foes.
Rude Category:
Katrina Crowell with:
Courtesan =
A sore cunt.
Spam Category:
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Make time and do this. =
Eat shit and die! OK... mm!
Long Category:
Tom Myers with:
Twelve drummers drumming
People's Names Category:
Kevin Hale with:
The Cerne Giant =
Hi! An erect gent.
Other Names Category:
Earle Jones with:
Microsoft Corporation =
Or, Astronomic Profit Co.
Anagram Set Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Paul Verhoeven's "Basic Instinct" =
Stone's velvet pubic hair? Can sin!
Seen Sharon's cunt via pelvic bit.
Her cunt's visible, is open & vacant.
Special Category:
Richard Brodie with:
The Gettysburg Address, anagrammed into a rebuttal by Robert E. Lee.

List of all nominated anagrams for December 1998

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