Grand Anagrammy Award Winners
Here are all the winners of Grand Anagrammy Awards. All anagrams have been checked for accuracy by the
Anagrammy Checker.
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The Grand Anagrammy Awards of 2014 (16 categories)
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Twenty six letters of the alphabet=
Best of all, they shape written text. - 2nd place:
Ed Pegg Jr with:
Money is the root of all evil =
Some love the irony of it all. - 3rd place:
Dean Mayer with:
Money - having lots ~
may solve nothing.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Masterpiece painting 'Mona Lisa' =
An enigmatic smile appears on it. - Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus:
Oscar maintains that he is not guilty of Reeva's death =
Is this a fact, mister? I hear you haven't a leg to stand on! - Rude Category:
nedesto with:
Shit myself =
Filthy mess!. - Medium Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Attributes Women Look For In A Man
Warm
Empathetic
Loving
Likeable
Humorous
Understanding
Nice looks
Gentle
=
Attributes Men Look For In A Woman
Blonde
Impish
Go-getter
Kind
Natural
Owns a home!
Cute,
Keen
En vogue
Rich
Slim, tall - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes, beer.
Lady: How many beers do you drink a day?
Man: Three 6-packs.
Lady: How much is it per 6-pack?
Man: It's about ten dollars.
Lady: How long have you been drinking it?
Man: Fifteen years.
Lady: Hmm... I see. So, one 6-pack costs ten dollars and you have three packs per day which means that you're spending nine hundred dollars a month. In twelve months, it will be ten thousand eight hundred dollars. Is that right?
Man: Seems about right.
Lady: So, in one year you spend ten thousand eight hundred dollars which, disregarding inflation, puts your spending over the past fifteen years at a massive one hundred and sixty two thousand dollars - correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Whew! Do you know that if you had not drunk those beers, the money could have been invested in a step-up interest savings account? After adjusting for compound interest over the past fifteen years, you could have now bought a Ferrari!
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: So where's your Ferrari?
=
This conversation ensued after an old lady rang an NHS hospital based in England:
'I'd like some information on a patient named Mrs Nancy Bundy. She was admitted suddenly last Sunday with chest pains and I just wanted to check if her condition has improved, or deteriorated?'
'Do you know what ward Mrs Bundy's in?'
'Yes, ward N, room 6F'
'I'll put you through to the nurses' desk...'
'Ward N staff-nurse; how can I help?'
'I'm phoning about your patient, Nancy Bundy, and to ask whether she's improved or deteriorated?'
'I'll check her notes... Yes, I'm happy to say that Nancy has improved. She's regained her appetite and her pulse is sound and steady. After some extra tests tonight she should be well enough to be discharged at around 6 o'clock tomorrow evening.'
'Gosh, that's wonderful! I'm very glad and grateful; thank you very much, young lady!'
'That's okay. You seem very relieved, are you a friend or a near relative?'
'Neither, I'm Nancy Bundy in room 6F. Nobody tells you fuck all around here. - People's Names Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
The comedian and actor Robin Williams =
A more-than-brilliant comic is now dead.
- Other Names Category:
Julian Lofts:
The San Andreas Fault =
Unsafe land's a threat. - Special Category:
View the Special entrants- Eq 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
A war sonnet is anagrammed into another sonnet about peace, which also contains a visual constraint detailed below it - Eq 1st place:
Tony Crafter with:
THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER A Poem by Lewis Carroll - 3rd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
About Paris
- Eq 1st place:
- Best Overall Individual Short Anagram:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Twenty six letters of the alphabet =
Best of all, they shape written text. - Best Overall Individual Long Anagram:
Meyran Kraus with:
A war sonnet is anagrammed into another sonnet about peace, which also contains a visual constraint detailed below it - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Best Rookie Anagrammatist:
none. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Most Improved Anagrammatists:
David Bourke - Mick Tully Memorial Award for Most Consistent Anagrammatist:
Tony Crafter with 811.27 points, 31 wins in the monthly Anagrammy Awards, and four wins in the Grand Anagrammy Awards. - Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award for Anagrammatist of the
Year:
Meyran Kraus with 1153.64 points, 44 wins in the monthly Anagrammy Awards, and six wins in the Grand Anagrammy Awards.
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