Grand Anagrammy Award Winners

Here are all the winners of Grand Anagrammy Awards. All anagrams have been checked for accuracy by the Anagrammy Checker.

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The Grand Anagrammy Awards of 2015 (16 categories)

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Jesse Frankovich with:
  Fine print at the bottom=
  Often the important bit!
- 2nd place:
  Julian Lofts with:
  The cardiac surgeon =
  A heart-rescuing doc!
- 3rd place:
  Rick Rothstein with:
  There is lot of pain and hate ~
  at the end of a relationship.
Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde =
How incredibly your portrait's face aged!
Topical Category:
Scott Gardner:
The Russian foreign policy =
Helping out forces in Syria.
Rude Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The bordello =
Olde brothel.
Medium Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A lone VIP tourist is coming into Athens city airport.
"Name?" says Customs Officer.
It's "Angela Merkel."
=
"Nationality?"
"I am German."
"Occupation?" Customs Officer starts to ask.
"No," she replies, "merely visiting."
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:

A woman was being interviewed by a judge regarding her pending divorce.

"So, what are the grounds for this divorce?" he asked her.

She replied, "About two acres, and a nice little bungalow in the middle of the property, with a stream trickling by."

"No," he said, "I meant, what's the foundation of this case?"

"Well, I think it's made of concrete, bricks and mortar."

"No," he tutted, "I meant what are your relations like?"

"They're nice people. Matter of fact, my aunt and uncle live here in the town, as do my in-laws."

"Madam," he said, becoming somewhat frustrated, "do you have a proper grudge?"

"No," she replied. "We've got a two-car carport, so we don't really need one."

"Please," he attempted once more; "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Well, both my son and my daughter have hi-fi systems. We don't necessarily like their taste in music, but the short answer to your question is yes."

"Hmm... Tell me, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she replied, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge groaned, "Look, madam, tell me something - why do you want this divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want the divorce," she replied. "It's my husband who wants it. He says he can't communicate with me!"

=

A couple in their nineties were having problems remembering. During a medical check-up, the doctor told them they were quite okay physically, but they may need to start writing things down to help them remember...

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair. 'Do you need anything while I'm out in the kitchen?' he asked.

'Yes; can I have a bowl of vanilla ice cream, please?' said his wife
'Sure.'

'Er, don't you think you should just jot it down so you can remember it?' she ventured.

'No, it's not necessary, I can remember it.'

'Can you add some strawberries too? Maybe you should write it down, so you don't forget?'

'I won't forget," he assured her, "You want vanilla ice cream and strawberries.'

'Yes, and I'd also like some whipped cream, please. I am sure you'll forget that, write it down.'

'Hey, I do not need to write it down!' he snapped testily. 'I remember everything you said! Vanilla ice cream with some strawberries and whipped cream - I've got it, for goodness sake!' Then he wandered out to the kitchen.

The old man eventually returned after half-an-hour and handed his wife a plate of sausage, bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said...

"Where's my toast".
People's Names Category:
Rosie Perera with:
Business mogul Donald Trump =
Dumbass on multiple grounds.
Other Names Category:
Julian Lofts:
The Shroud of Turin =
Undershirt of Thou.
Special Category:
View the Special entrants
- 1st place:
  Jesse Frankovich with:
  Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
- 2nd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  YOU ARE OLD FATHER WILLIAM by Lewis Carrol
- Eq 3rd place:
  Julian Lofts with:
  Send in the Clowns
- Eq 3rd place:
  John Ramos with:
  The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe
Best Overall Individual Short Anagram:
David Bourke with:
Late actor Leonard Simon Nimoy ('Spock' in Star Trek) =
In control, lacks emotions, trademark pointy ears!
Best Overall Individual Long Anagram:
John Ramos with:
The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Best Rookie Anagrammatist:
John Ramos.
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Most Improved Anagrammatists:
Jesse Frankovich with a powerful return to the competition and winning 33 monthly awards and amassing 981.50 DFE points.
Mick Tully Memorial Award for Most Consistent Anagrammatist:
Adie Pena with 702.64 points, 17 wins in the monthly Anagrammy Awards, and 3 wins in this year's Grand Anagrammy Awards.
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award for Anagrammatist of the Year:
Tony Crafter with 1082.71 DFE points, 46 wins in the monthly Anagrammy Awards, and five wins in the Grand Anagrammy Awards.

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Grand Anagrammy Award Winners

The Grand Anagrammy Awards of 2015 (16 categories)

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